I'll be there when your days are long                   Hold you up if you don't feel strong                  Light your way when the dark comes in              And when you're lost, I'll lead you home again

@itsaustinbitch: we don't like the vet.

You mean the shooting that could've been prevented if everyone had just listened to me? Yeah.

Anyway. You're down one cook. Dallas bailed. Not sure where or why, but he ain't around no more. 

This is bullshit.

i could tell a million lies and it would come as no surprise  when the truth is like a stranger it hits you right between the eyes

This is bullshit.

I spent my day off cleaning up someone else's mess. An entire fucking batch is ruined. Awesome.

Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it? Khaki's pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced, So I guess it ain't. That aftershave or cologne that made 'em just faint Plus I showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint So if love is a chess game, check mate.

I will always be thug and hardcore, alright? I've just calmed down a bit. But it won't last long. Cause now that you're all in love with me and stuff and we're gonna get engaged and married one day, you can't leave me for being too thug and hardcore. So now I can go back to my thuggin' days. Yeaaah, bitch. And for the one hundredth time, his name is not Rabbit. Babe. When i'm not working, I spend all of my time on the couch, playing Xbox. That is my free time. Not chillin' with some old as fuck horny guys. That's weird as shit, even if you think I'm gonna turn into one. Which I seriously doubt is gonna happen. I don't age. How would I ever forget that our little girl is a badass? Even if I don't agree with the tutus, she's pretty damn cute. I mean badass. Whatever. And hey. I wouldn't fuck up a list if it had anything to do with Luna. I have never weighed more than one fifty, alright? Maybe I should start working out like crazy and drinking a shit ton of that protein shit to get all buff and fill out my clothes. Fine, you can start cooking, but only cause I don't want our future kids to die from food poisoning. I'm just kidding. Kind of. I love Thanksgiving dinner. Do you think that you could like make Thanksgiving dinner once a week? I have a weakness for mashed potatoes. No, I'm pretty sure I can totally fool you. It's the eyes. My eyes and mouth work all the magic. Valentine's Day isn't a big deal, but you're a big deal to me. That's why I'm getting you something.

Plus, I've never like.. done anything for this stupid holiday. I always thought it was pretty shitty. But whatever. Gotta try new things, right?

I've come to the conclusion

 Just like... put it in a bag or something? You think that'll work? I don't know.

Mhm. I was quite shocked when I found it and I absolutely couldn’t resist the temptation. Huh… I suppose I could do that. It’s kind of in a big tub, though. I’m not sure how to split that up.

Wait, seriously? Since you got too much, you could just hand some over to me. Cause that'd be the nice thing to do. And you seem like a nice lady.

Did you know that you can buy just the filling of cheesecakes? I may have gotten too much of it, but oh well. 

@itsaustinbitch: ordered a pizza. went to go pick it up. ran into some revolution 64 fans. #yeahbitch #visitmyclub !!!

Nah. I mean. Not really. Food is food. As long as it doesn't taste like shit, I'll pretty much eat anything. The health inspector shut the place down? Yo, if I was you, I wouldn't be so disappointed about not getting food there.

Damn it

The health inspector it seems. Don’t you have a favorite food that tastes the best at one specific place?

What happened? Can't you find some other noodle place?

Damn it

so much for occupying my time with the best noodles in the East Village

Go tell that long tongue liar Go and tell that midnight rider Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down

Post hardcore thug days? I'm still thug and hardcore and shit. I just also happen to care very much about having somewhere to live, so I've learned to not let my gangster behavior get out of hand, y'know? Once we find somewhere else to live, I'll go back to my hardcore thug days. First of all, what the fuck makes you think I hang around horny old guys? Second of all, no guy on earth, old or not, would hit that. She's a fucking psychopath. I sense that she has like thirty cats living inside of her apartment. Another reason why I would never send Luna over there. Cats are literally demons. Don't worry, the neighbor's gonna take real good care of Luna. And of course she'll have her sweater on when she goes outside. I'll make a list. We've been over this. Do you know how long it takes to organize clothes and put them up? I don't have time for that. I'm a busy, hardworking man. You realize that I've never weighed more than 150, right? I don't think you gotta worry about me magically gaining 450 pounds overnight. I can so fool you. I can use the word innocent if I really am innocent and don't know what you're talking about. This face? It reeks of innocence. Whatever, babe. Get me what you want for Valentine's Day. It's not even like a real holiday, so it's not that big of a deal. 

I've come to the conclusion

Of course you weren't fucking thinking. She could've died. This isn't a fucking game. Territory is territory. And we gave that bit away to save the girls' lives. Do you get that? Do you understand? Because I sure as hell don't think you do.

Piper's in the hospital, miserable and in a hell of a lot of pain because she refuses to take any meds. She's taking this sobriety shit real serious. So thanks. Real good friend you are to her. Dick.

I wasn’t thinking. I didn’t take the new Gladiator territory into account when I was showing her the ropes. I fucked up. But Piper is a friend of mine, I sure as shit didn’t intend for any of this to happen.