She/Herlob the Pronouns Spider

Cars 2 would be such a cute name for a baby girl 🥰🥰🥰

I am such a cyclical bitch

Zada deck doing Zada deck things is the most sublime joy known to man. I drew ten cards and swung for 56 damage on turn 5.

My body is covered by so much skin, and I am so aware.

Assless chaps? That's a rather rude thing to call these fine young men!

Damn I should post more

LADIES AN GENTLEMAN WE GOT ANOTHER HAUNTED GUITAR AMP ON OUR HANDS THATS A FUCKIN REPEATABLE EXPLOIT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

LADIES AN GENTLEMAN WE GOT ANOTHER HAUNTED GUITAR AMP ON OUR HANDS THATS A FUCKIN REPEATABLE EXPLOIT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Bro I'm stupid as shit I just needed me a Steve urkel waistline level guitar literally so many of my bad habits come from being hunched over oh my GOD

Inquiring minds want to know!

Is the answer to all my problems just working out?

Thinking about the time during magic draft where I saw a borderless nautilus ship, and said "ooo, that's sexy" and then, when asked, showed the person next to me, who gasped and said "but that has tentacles!"

You Fool.

I'm having gay alien buttsex with twinks of indescribable hues. Don't hit me up, there is no greater experience life has to offer.

(I am excited to make music again)

I don't like existing as an entity that is gendered, like I don't even gotta do anything, and y'all make assumptions. Supremely wack.

I hope u die first in the apocalypse so u don't have to deal with all that stressful shit cuz I ain't gonna lie it sounds like a lot 🥰🥰🥰

I take offense to the term "emo phase," I've been mentally unwell my whole life.

I'm tired but I have to do things but I don't want to do things because I'm tired and then I've got so much to do which just makes me more tired