The moon in Romantic paintings

PS: Here you can download my Dark Academia article in PDF "link".

5000 year old “spider stone” from Denmark

Rats rats rats!! 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀💛

Inspired by the designs of Juliette (@/cy-lindric)

the wicked strike of jubjub's past

some fucking space aliem: please i need help our peiple are being attackd and killed and injured and hurt so we need helppppp

captian picarid:

sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

- letters from the end of the world

snork mimi mimi.... 💤

why are you as. a man haunted by anotherman

i NEED you to remember this: you are allowed to be angry at your doctors. you are allowed to be furious. you are allowed to be mad at your nurses and technicians and neurologists and psychiatrists and medical assistants. they are not god. they are human beings and they work in a system that wears them raw, and that is unfair, but it isn't an excuse to treat you badly. i'm not necessarily saying you should throw a brick through the window of their car, but you can, should, must be angry with them for ignoring you, demeaning you, dehumanizing you, dismissing you, acting like you're lying, talking only about your weight, failing to acknowledge you past your symptoms, etc etc etc. you are an equal to your doctor. you are a human being and so are they. do not treat them as beyond reproach. you are allowed to be angry at your doctors.

"The app was piloted in several middle schools in earlier years and has now been adopted by Fresno Unified School District’s safety and security department to impose on all middle and high schools this year. It aims to promote campus safety and learning engagement."

Well, I don't like the sound of that, but I am biased against apps and terms like "campus safety," so, let's see what it does:

"Fresno High is the latest school in the district to roll out the 5 Star Students app to regulate student trips outside classrooms during instructional periods. Students are limited to two seven-minute bathroom breaks during the day, and the app keeps track of the time they spend outside of classrooms." (emphasis added)

Oh.

Bonus highlights:

If students take longer than 7 minutes, they lose their "bathroom privileges"

"Fresno High mandates that students with smartphones download the free app." I love technology.

"Fresno High only allows students to use the two bathrooms on the ground floor located on the south and north sides of the campus."

A student only allowed to use the bathroom if less than 25 students campus-wide are also on a break. According to U.S. News & World Report, there are 2,079 students attending Fresno High.

“Teachers are starting to get strict with it, because the app also helps the school realize what teachers are letting students go out longer.” Oh so the app also tracks teachers and forces them to institute inhumane conditions at the risk of their employment. Cool.

Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

"Disembowel" is actually a hilarious term. Guts undone, bowels cancelled. Got your entrail privileges revoked. You can either act a clown or you can have your guts intact, but you can't have both and I can't unclown you.

this post hasn't left my mind since i've first saw it