A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not

Tumblr mutual confidentiality clause

has this been done yet

looking through my own blog going "this is why nobody likes me"

My tasks for the day could be like take a nap in the sun and I’m still like fuckkkkkkkk

*rereading a thing i wrote when i was 13* this girl was a freak then. and she is a freak now

I hope the fic you are working on right now finds a reader who will think about it constantly for years

Miss shinigami please take my hand in marriage even though you hate women🙏🏾

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.

The answer to your problems is self-discipline