Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

*NOTE: in this case, phobia refers to a very strong irrational fear, not being a little scared of something. if you can handle snakes but they make you nervous, that's not a phobia.

as my bitch friend sasuke would say……….tch…………..pathetic

another one

guy who does a cost benefit analysis that concludes killing the ceo is the most profitable opinion

shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

Murderbot wrote this.

Something new arrived

i am.. still reeling from this experience :/

Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago