the other day i was complaining to a coworker about some work related annoyance and he goes "you're usually so nonchalant about everything its refreshing to see you actually frustrated about something." bro that's wild...moi? the most emotionally intense person planetside?? masking at work is craaaaazy....you'll go home every day with migraines from the sheer effort of just tryna keep it chill and some mfer will call you nonchalant

wtf is a situationship.. don’t ever put me in a situation

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

broooooooooooooo ur supposed to flirt with ya girl everyday like u still tryna pull her

I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

I talk a lot about “you haven’t even met everyone who will love you yet” as a way to offer hope for the future. But let’s also mention…

There are so many things you have yet to enjoy! New songs. New movies. New shows. Maybe new hobbies, new games, and new interests.

There is still so much for you to experience. So much that can still bring you joy.

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

yall mind if i preemptively grieve what i still have yet to lose

when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally