What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

When the date is going well.

NGC 3324, Magic Mirror

Happy 24th birthday to the earliest known use of UwU

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

what the actual fuck

we did it everyone. we’re no longer allowed to talk about the CISGENDER MALE CHEST because it’s sexually explicit

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

When your coworker says something so sexist you have to hit them with that "sorry i don't get it, can you explain the joke?" stare