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Cosmere Characters in Costco
The title says it all, really.
[Previously: Cosmere characters in Ikea]
1. Wayne & Marasi
Marasi: Wayne...is that another new hat?
Wayne: Why yes, dearie. I'm now Egrid Sternsberger, a little old lady who simply must try one of those mini hamburgers!
Marasi: ...I think they'll give you multiple samples if you just ask. You don't have to keep switching hats.
Wayne: Now, where would be the fun in that?
2. Shallan, Veil, Radiant
Radiant: Now, remember--it requires a majority vote before we make any big impulse purchases.
Shallan: This vodka bottle is the size of my torso and will therefore last a long time.
Veil: That's a good reason.
Radiant: ...I'll just get another cart.
3. Ham and Dockson
Ham: Hey, do you know where Kelsier went off to? For that matter, where's Vin?
Dockson: [Points silently upwards, to where Vin & Kelsier crouch on top of those big, metal, Costco warehouse shelves, mistcloaks rippling]
Dockson: They like to be high.
Ham: W-We're inside! How is there a breeze?!
4. Lift & Wyndle
Lift: Man, that was great!
Lift: I stole food from every one of those little stands and nobody caught me!
Wyndle: Mistress, like I keep telling you, those stands are giving away the free samples! There was no need to--
Lift: I am the greatest thief of all time!
5. Painter and Yumi
Painter: Please let me get another cart.
Yumi: I said we don't need another cart!
Painter: Y-You've stacked the cart so high that people are afraid to come within six feet of us!
Yumi: Who do you think you're talking to? I can go way higher than this!
Painter: Yumi please
6. Adolin & Kaladin
Adolin: Ta-da! What do you think?
Kaladin: About your...clothes?
Adolin: Yeah! It's all from here!
Adolin: I got shorts with lots of pockets, this colorful buttoned shirt, this big hat, these sunglasses--even these cool plastic shoes with holes for airflow AND these socks!
Adolin: I am going to revolutionize fashion.
Kaladin: ...
Adolin: What? Even Wit liked it!
Kaladin: I'll be going now.
Adolin: Wait! I got a matching outfit for you too! Kaladin come baaaack!
7. Tress & Charlie
Tress: Wow, this one is amazing too!
Tress: It's a bit bent and a bit stained, but you can really see that it's been on a journey.
Tress: Oooh! This one's an interesting shape! I think it was for strawberries!
Charlie: Man, and to think they just give all of these cardboard boxes away for free!
8. Navani & Rushu
Navani: That is...quite the tower of toilet paper.
Rushu: How do you suppose they get the top ones down? Some kind of machine, presumably? Do you think it's stacked for space efficiency or is it meant to inspire awe, as well?
Rushu: ...Should I take one from the bottom to see what happens?
Navani: ...Just grab one of the ones with the bear on it, for now.
Rushu: Later then?
9. Rock & Skar
Rock: I love this place! All the food is sized for a while squad!
Rock: Look at this! It's a cooked chicken the size of my HEAD!
Skar: I found a rack of ribs that would take two men to carry!
Rock: Tonight's stew will be a true wonder.
10. Nale and Szeth
Nale: And here is what I wanted to show you--this icon of justice.
Szeth: ...A hotdog the size of my forearm?
Nale: Yes.
Nale: Do you understand what I am trying to teach you?
Szeth: Hotdogs are...justice?
Nale: This one is.
Nale: The owner declared that the price would remain in stone, and that no change would be permitted while he yet lived.
Nale: Lack of change? An enduring ruling? A man willing to stake his life on it?
Nale: It is a hotdog of justice indeed, Szeth.
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Finished my gm screen for my new lancer campaign, thanks for @probablygoodrpgideas for the recommendation
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Elend “I Can Fix Her” Venture and Vin “I Can Make Him Worse” Fortnite
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Highstorm spotted!!!!
Clouds by Sally Gottschalk
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I wonder whether; Adolin sewed both costumes, Shallan lightweaving both, Adolin sewing his costume and Shallan lightweaving hers, or the most adorable one, Adolin sewing Shallans and Shallan lightweaving Adolins
My gf, @smeegamae , and I have been watching star wars and we keep talking about Stormlight star wars Halloween costumes. So here’s Adolin and Shallan as Luke and Ahsoka
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I feel like we need to talk about the WOB more
@hoidcosmere thoughts?
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Riding in the bed of a pickup truck
quick what is everyone doing right now
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Navani and Raboniel
There is a 50/50 chance that leaving the Arch Mage and Head Scientist alone in a room together will result in either a marriage proposal or a doomsday device. More likely both.
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I ship you with Hoid cosmere
Ok, frankly, I do too
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Steals executive function
I stole this from u/nailing_nukes from reddit, but it’s hysterical and boy, I hope Kelsier finds a way to take his powers away.
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Fall Out Boy tickets got. Just waiting for three months is the hard part
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