how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

staying up late with other humans is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and like a what is this feeling

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

me: *wants to read*

me: *doesn’t read*

it’s a new day and my upper back hurts rather than my lower back. change of pace.

public transportation is fucking terrifying in unfamiliar cities but in my city? in MY city? I’m the king of that shitty little train network. could navigate that with my eyes closed. I sniff the wind and I know when the bus is coming

brown eyes are heartmeltingly pretty pass it on

im a youtuber now

being pretty in the passenger seat is just one of my many fortes

I will deny being sleepy as I’m falling asleep right in front of you. You have no proof I’m sleepy.

i think they should let me in abandoned buildings

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced