people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

the sleeeperrrrr

Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—

Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.

^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter

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She's going to cut my claws just now...

selfpilled hatemaxxer

hey. one thing you can always count on me to do is be absolutely undependable and always a disappointment <3

i hate this grad student sooo muchhh he looks like he was breastfed until he was 11 and no matter what your question is or what class it's for he will treat you like an idiot and then confidently give you the wrong answer. Last semester I asked him for help deriving the maxwell-boltzmann distribution and he told me that "v stands for velocity, which is how fast it's going." Today I asked him how to derive the allowable momenta from a certain wave function and he started explaining to me that energy levels and momenta are quantized. No fucking shit. "So first you need to solve this equation--" which equation? the one i solved already? in two seconds? in front of you? And then he just wrote the wrong answer on the board.

And i KNOW it's not just me because two people in the quantum programming lab period HE TEACHES asked him the same question. He gave the male student a straightforward answer, but for some fucking reason he assumed that the female student who had just gotten off her shift at nasa that afternoon did not know what a string was.