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astralxkid · 4 years
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This is it layteas
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astralxkid · 5 years
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“You deserve something you don’t have to question. You deserve someone who is sure of you.”
— r.h. Sin
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astralxkid · 5 years
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astralxkid · 5 years
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Keep asking. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Ask Trump about how she got her Einstein visa. What world-class talent did she declare?
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astralxkid · 5 years
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Shit No One Told Me About My Period
I knew the basics before I got it, but I had no clue…
* The blood wouldn’t necessarily be red. When I first got my period, I spent a few min looking at my underwear wondering how I shit myself. I didn’t know the blood could look brown, or be thick.
* That tampons weren’t a good idea yet. I was 10 or 11 when I got my first period and physically smaller than an adult woman. My first attempt at inserting a tampon was very painful and unsuccessful. I wouldn’t use them until I was around 14 or so.
* That when you use pads the blood can get on your bottom and I’d have to occasionally clean off the toilet seat after using it.
* That getting your first period DOES NOT mean you’re fully developed and fully able to bear children. I could have technically gotten pregnant at that age, but I was still a child and pregnancy would have put my life in danger because I was still physically immature.
* That it wouldn’t be regular for another few years.
* That very painful cramping is NOT NORMAL once you reach your 20s and is cause for concern.
* That the blood and tissue you pass can look chunky or stringy and not like blood from a cut.
* That stress can halt your period for months BUT
* That doesn’t mean you can’t get pregnant
Feel free to add your own
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astralxkid · 5 years
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astralxkid · 5 years
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Mansplaining protip:
When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:
Ok, which aspect is confusing you?
It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?
So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?
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astralxkid · 5 years
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I would like an explanation as to what the hell is in the Scottish water because...
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Welcome to my TED TALK 
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astralxkid · 5 years
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Sometimes you find yourself on a path you never expected. Doesn’t mean it can’t lead you to a bonny place.
AUGUST 9th, 2014 - Five years ago Outlander aired for the first time.
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astralxkid · 5 years
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THIS is good communication.
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astralxkid · 5 years
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Jeff Goldblum is a gift
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astralxkid · 5 years
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Me watching The Lion King 2019: give them more human faces. They're too animal to emote let them have facial expressions
Me watching Cats 2019: pplease... ple ase make them look more like cats... i'm begging you... just make them realistic cats forr hte love of g od
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astralxkid · 5 years
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browsing the green day community forums from 2008 i found this incredibly cursed image that i’m not even sure i should post
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source
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astralxkid · 5 years
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anyway this is one of my favorite memes of all time
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astralxkid · 5 years
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astralxkid · 5 years
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astralxkid · 5 years
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12 Steps For Self Care
If it feels wrong, don’t do it
Say exactly what you mean
Don’t be a people pleaser
Trust your instincts 
Never speak bad about yourself
Never give up on your dreams
Don’t be afraid to say “no”
Don’t be afraid to say “yes”
Be KIND to yourself
Let go of what you can’t control
Stay away from drama & negativity
LOVE
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