what if it all worked out

God, something about Homura giving Madoka back her ribbons in rebellion. Something so tender about it yet so sad.

She gives Madoka back what she gave away when she became more than human, the ribbons she loved so dearly, returning her token of love after she has, in a way, finally saved her, yet there also comes rejection in that gesture.

Madoka gave her those ribbons so Homura would remember her, and Madoka only gets them back after Homura concludes they’re to be enemies. It’s relinquishing her gift, declaring herself undeserving of it, and leaving her behind without a trace left to remember the good days before it all inevitably collapses.

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

this is insane

i love fish biology youtube

looking at this bitch shaking my head in disapproval and giving a thumbs down while knowing internally that I have never wanted it so bad

"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

What if we do it again and again and again? Would I rewrite the world for you? Would you do it for me?

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO THE TUMBLR MOMS, MOM FRIENDS, AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE BEING CALLED MOMMY THIS IS YOUR DAY!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! 💖🧡🧡💖🧡💖💖💖🧡💖

regardless of how you feel about homestuck you do have to admit that the story concluding with almost all of the major characters literally deciding to just say fuck it and abandon the story entirely is like. an absolutely iconic narrative decision. you know what i'm not doing this shit anymore. figure it out. bye.

Fleeting

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.