Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem.
Via @GorillaGorillax
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your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.
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i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable
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ok so.
there’s an office administrator at my work and she has this cute little 2 year old named William. he calls me “Nick so tall”. like that’s my name to him, but he says it like it’s one word. “Nicksotall”. and i love it
so I’ve taken to calling him Will So Lil’ and we get along like a housefire.
i haven’t seen him in like two weeks, but his mom comes in to work today and tells me that recently he’s been telling his own bedtime stories, and he starts them all with once upon a time and everything. cute right? well to me it gets cuter, because he has been telling stories about Batman, Spider-man, and Nicksotall.
and we have these adventures and climb buildings and fight crime together and i have to be honest, it warmed my heart so fucking much it’s ridiculous
tl;dr I’m a superhero to an adorable 2 year old
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When you get to hold the McDonald’s bag and you eat fries out of everyone else’s then when you get home you take the one with the most fries
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This is a fantastic logo.
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