bugs bugs bugs bugs bugs (as in bugs bunny)

laszlo has been at the emergency vet for like 36 hours due to her having respiratory issues and losing appetite but on the upside everyone in the world is as obsessed with her as i am (apparently it was hard to give her a checkup bc her extremely raucous purring made it so you can’t hear her heart rate or breathing)

queefing the boof

i love inaturalist because you can post any organism and somebody with a name like “UNGULATELOVER56″ or “BIRDER4LIFE” or “havestman-man” will come identify it and then you go to their profile and its like “I’ve studied jumping spiders my whole life since i was 1 year old i know every species ive identified 80,492 photos on inaturalist id rather be a spider than a human” its charming

It's kind of embarrassing to see scores of people announce they're leaving twitter. You're just empowering musk's circle jerk and the alt right, who literally interpret it as having scared you away, and aren't they basically right? If you no longer care about your twitter account you should be using it to shitpost, troll and spam like proper traditional internet folk. Flood their comments with all the obsolete onceler memes you want. Go nuts until you're banned, which musk claims won't happen anymore, which will be equally funny whether he sticks to it and lets you fill his notifications with Homestuck roleplay or he backpedals and has to admit he was stupid.

i just woke up and jjermas streaming and he was talking about how teachers should be paid more and how fucked the education system is and chat started fuming because he said people should live nicer lives ig and then he banged his head on the table and then someone said blowjob andy and then he screamed BLOWJOB? and then he started doing “pushups” which was just whimpering and grunting into the mic and

Are you ANGRY??

Are you FULL OF RAGE???

Then you might enjoy LOOKING UP INVASIVE PLANT SPECIES IN YOUR AREA and BRUTALLY MURDERING THEM

i hate the paper dispenser things that are just absolutely flacid

english added by me :)

i swear i had a better post lined up but i forgot it

wet dreams as in piss

wet dreams as in piss

moisturizing my feet so they slip easily into my shoes

why celebrate when you can hurrah