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when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
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Merry Christmas
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*squats down next to kindergartener on their first day of school* listen sport whatever they tell you about capitalism is a lie
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Thomas Cardiff
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Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
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it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me
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Seattle Dog Figures Out Buses, Starts Riding Solo To The Dog Park
Seattle’s public transit system has had a ruff go of things lately, and that has riders smiling.
You see, of the 120 million riders who used the system last year, one of them is actually a dog. Seattle’s KOMO-TV reports the 2-year-old black Labrador mix, named Eclipse, has become a regular fixture on the city’s D-Line after she figured out how to ride the bus alone to the dog park.
Find out how this pup learned how to ride the bus by herself here.
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*meets u at a party* small talk is for posers, rate yr current level of existential dread from 1 to 10, let’s be emotionaly intimate forever starting now
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This is happening now. This image has to reach the rest of the world. The Kayapo being expelled from their homes for the construction of the Belo Monte Dam, which will flood 400.000 acres of the Amazon Rainforest in Brazil.
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