Tumgik
assortedriceballs · 4 days
Text
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
Tumblr media
4M notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 13 days
Text
Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
22K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 15 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
372K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 20 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
159K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 20 days
Text
During the most poor and homeless period of my life, I had a lot of people get angry with me because I spent $25 on Bath and Body Works candles during a sale. They couldn’t comprehend why the hell I would do that when I had been fighting for months to try and get us on our feet, afford food, and have an apartment to live in.
Those candles were placed beside wherever I slept that night. In the morning, I would move them and set them wherever I’d have to hang out. At one point I carried one around in my purse - one of those big honking 3-wick candles. I never lit them, but I’d open them and smell them a lot.
I credit that purchase with a lot of my drive that got me to where I am today. I had been working tirelessly, 15+ hour days with barely any reward, constantly on the phone or trying to deal with organizations and associations to “get help at”. It’d gone on for almost a year by the end of it, and I was so burnt out, to the point that I would shake 24/7. But I could get a bit of relief from my 3-wick “upper middle class lifestyle” candles. They represented my future goals, my home I wanted to decorate, and how I would one day not be in this mess anymore.
When we moved into the apartment, and our financial status improved, I burned those candles every single day. When they were empty, I cleaned them out, stuck labels on them, and they became the starting point of my really cute organization system I had ALWAYS planned to have.
So whenever I hear about someone very poor getting themselves a treat - maybe it’s Starbucks, maybe it’s a home deco item, maybe it’s a video game… I don’t judge them. I get it. I get that you can’t go without anything for that long without it making you go crazy. You need to pull some joy, inspiration, and motivation from somewhere.
290K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 20 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Husk's secret weapon
27K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 22 days
Text
how to grow the fuck up
2M notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 22 days
Text
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
924K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 23 days
Text
Tumblr media
Saw this Trucks Discourse on facebook and I'm not part of that world but yeah that one on the left is delightful and I really had no idea just how wasteful and pointless the other kind is until this comparison
71K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 25 days
Text
Fizzarolli is the most character ever. He’s a professional clown. He’s gay. He’s the main character’s best friend from childhood. He’s a sex icon. He’s an amputee. He’s in a monogamous relationship with the personification of the deadly sin of lust. He’s just a little guy. He’s a pampered princess. He’s covered in burn scars. He’s one of the most famous people in Hell. All 4 of his arms and legs are robotic. He can use sign language. Hell manufactures robots specifically made to behave like him when he can’t perform there in person.
2K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 25 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
👿🌈😇
Finally it's done T^T
9K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 25 days
Text
percy: wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for apollo?
annabeth: ICARUS?
7K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 26 days
Text
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
974K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 27 days
Text
When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn���t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
305K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 1 month
Text
i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
Tumblr media
589K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 1 month
Text
Pt 2 of my Hazbin redesigns! More are on the way! (Adam is getting a RE-redesign soon!)
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
31K notes · View notes
assortedriceballs · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
98K notes · View notes