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@electronerd47 ur tags reminded me that i do in fact have a mod on,,,, checked the files and both the ones i posted are from my mods #mythBUSTED
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mf has a mr. clean fetish canon
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i can't make this shit up!!
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mf has a mr. clean fetish canon
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any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry
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Midnight fishin'
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or When the full moon syncs up with your holiday plans
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nothing says 'unemployment website' more than that poll going around claiming 5 pairs of pants is excessive
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on all levels except physical “how good it feels” & “i can’t tell if this was a warning or a welcome” were sex scenes
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pens scared me as a kid. a pencil that you cant erase? thats fucked up shit to do to a kid man
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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy
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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
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He was trying to make sure you could be horny on main and still get paid. The hero we needed not the hero we deserved.
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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