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assignedasassassin · 1 year

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i have a lot of things to finish esp performance tasks, i will do great!! and im gonna finish this!

#igotthis

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assignedasassassin · 2 years

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Due to the horrible crimes you have committed against the nation, you have been sent to court and, after a quick trial, sentenced to death.

Just as you’re about to be taken away, the doors to the courtroom open wide and in storms a person frantically yelling that they are in possession of evidence that will prove your innocence. The person looks at you and discreetly winks.

This sudden twist is very strange for 2 specific reasons:

1) You have definitely committed all those crimes;

2) You don’t know who the fuck this person is.

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assignedasassassin · 2 years

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70 Taunting Enemies Prompts

Remember, requests are open.

WARNINGS: VIOLENCE, CURSING, MENTION OF BLOOD. MENTION OF A GUN.

DIALOGUE:

TAUNTER:

“Is that really all you got?”

“Come on, you can do better than that.”

“I’m not even sweating yet.”

“Think I broke more of a sweat

“I’m sure you can hit me if you try hard enough. I believe in you.”

“So close.”

“You’re… boring me.”

“I expected more.”

“Why couldn’t the cops deal with you?”

“Oh, no.”

“I’m sooo scared.”

“Honestly, if you weren’t threatening actual lives, you’d be more of a nuisance, really.”

“This is what I was called for? You?”

“What… is this?”

“Do you want me to slow down for you?”

“If it makes you feel better, I’ll let you get a hit in.”

“This is stupid. Goodnight.”

“Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be good enough to beat me one day.”

“Come and get it.”

“That actually hurt. Wow.”

“Compared to my usual crowd, you’re nothing.”

“Get out of my way.”

“Move.”

“Having fun?”

“Aw, you’re not hurt already, are you?”

“I was just playing. Surely you can take more.”

“Oh my, is that blood? Just from that?”

RESPONDING:

“You have to get through me!”

“Shut up!”

“I can keep going.”

“This— this is nothing.”

“I’ll make you regret saying that!”

“Then let me make this a little more challenging!”

“Of course it hurts, dipshit.”

“You should be scared.”

“Stop— stop taunting me!”

“Fun? Fun? Don’t insult me.”

“I’ll show you better!”

“I can’t stand you.”

“Get out of my way!”

“Over my dead body!”

“I won’t let you get to them.”

“I’ll make sure you can’t hurt anybody else.”

“Over my grave, you bastard.”

“I’ll take you down if it’s the last thing I do.”

“If I can’t take you down, I will never forgive myself.”

“Try and move me, I dare you!”

“You’re gonna regret that!”

“You want to see what I can do?”

“You’re nothing.”

“Keep taunting me and see what happens.”

“I’ll give you one chance, walk away.”

“Fine, I guess we’re doing this.”

“Y’know, talking during fighting isn’t very professional!”

“Dammit, all right, here we go!”

SCENARIOS:

You have a stupid smirk on your face, and I’m just trying to be serious. Why are you like this? Can we fight already?

Why are you taunting me? Stop— stop dancing. We’re in the middle of a fight.

When the cops/superhero/my friend told me what you were doing, I wanted to stay in bed. And now that I’m here, I’m thinking that maybe I should have.

Is that bomb fake or real. I can never tell with you.

I’m bleeding from your knife/kicks/punches, but I’m not gonna stop fighting until you’re finally taken down.

Every time you taunt me, I see red, and you know this. I should be stronger, but I’m not.

I won’t let you hurt the people I love. Not while I’m still breathing.

You notice that I’m breathing heavy, and you just keep smirking. I— I can keep going. I can.

We used to be friends, what happened to us? Why do we always have to fight?

If you’d just put that gun/remote/knife, we could go home, y’know? We don’t have to keep fighting.

You’re not fighting like you used to, what happened?

This is pathetic and a waste of my time, you’re in my way.

You’ve gotten weaker, I can’t help but let a smirk cross my lips, this is almost… funny.

You stumble against the wall with half-lidded eyes. It’d be so easy to just stroll by you, but for some reason, I can’t help but keep taunting you.

You hate me. I hate you. Yet, taunting you is one of my favorite things to do.

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assignedasassassin · 2 years

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no one’s going to move on

TO MY STAR 2: OUR UNTOLD STORIES (2022) dir. Hwang Da Seul — Can you give me a hug? You said if I was having a hard time, you’d come to me. Yes. And here I am.

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assignedasassassin · 2 years

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Since im bored and have nothing else to do : more song quotes!!

(Tw because most of these are sad/depressing)

(Also none belong to me credit goes to the respective artist)

I'm drowning in your memory but it is all that I have left

Don't tell me if I'm dying, cause I don't want to know.

Do you care about all the little things, or anything at all?

I wanna sunburn just to know I'm that I'm alive

If I can't see the sun maybe I should go.

Don't wake me cause I'm dreaming of angels on the moon.

Did you know that every day is the first of the rest of your life

This is to one last day in the shadows and to know a brothers love

Tell me all your thoughts about the stars that fill polluted skys

How did you love?

It was almost love, when I heard that sound and the walls came down I was thinking about you.

Its not what you believe, those prayers will make you bleed

Time will take us all and turn us into stone

Her hands tell the story of hardships that we'll never know

How did you love?

How we forget ourselves from the cradle to the grave

We are the judge and jury

I drove for miles just to find you and myself

Its not your fault im a bitch, I'm a monster

Sure as the sunrise shes seen things you'll never see

I can't let her go.

Please don't go most nights i hardly sleep when I'm alone

I think of you whenever I'm alone

Would anyone care? would anyone cry if I finally stepped of the ledge tonight?

Would anything change? Would you all be just fine? cause I need a reason to not throw the fight

It just might save my life.

Home, a place where i can go and take this off my shoulders.

I wont to lie so hard to hide I've never felt worthy of love, I would give up everything I had just to feel good enough.

Someone take me home.

Tell me why the world never fights fair

Shes still here fighting, better know there's life in her yet

Tell me how all my dreams turned to nightmares, how did I loose it when I was right there

Just to get to a place where even though there's no closer, I'm still safe

I found no cure for the loneliness, I found no cure for the sickness.

I'm 11 minutes away so why arent you here?

Would anyone notice if tonight I disappeared? Would anyone chase me, and say the words i need to hear that im no burden, not so worthless

I would sell my soul for a bit more time

You swear to god but I'm a nonbeliever

So tell me when it kicks in

This is how it ends, I can feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream

Would anyone want me if they knew what was inside my head?

No no don't leave me lonely now, if you love me how'd you never learn

All the voices in my mind calling out across the line

Your losing faith while I've been holding on.

It leaves us with regrets and picks apart the threads of over fragile bones.

Tell me pretty lies, look me in the face tell me that you love me even if its fake

We were blessed by the breath deep inside of us

Give me the strength to look the devil in the face and make it home safe

Playing dead I'll never do, gotta keep an eye on you

Promises broken again

Would anyone see me for the person I really am?

Take a hit shoot me down I will never hit the ground

Put an X on my chest, but I'm still standing cause I wont forget all the hell you put me through, I'll save myself in spite of you

This time I wont let go

When you go down all your darkest roads, I would have followed all the way to the graveyard

I keep digging myself down deeper, I wont stop til I get where you are

Trying to find the root of all that's come between us

White flag, never going up no no

Don't you know I'm aint afraid to shed a little blood

Id rather die than give up the fight

You look at me with eyes so dark I don't know how you even see

I'm good, I'm good, I'm great.

Ain't that my blue in her eyes?

Where everyone you know never leaves too soon

Too many years of battle scares and now we're broken

But while your on your knees how did you love?

Don't take her from me

Don't wanna see her grow to be just like you

But it only feeds my energy

I'm chasing dragons, this dragon's got my hand

Sweet love, my oldest friend, have we come to the bitter end

This time don't you save me, baby I can feel myself giving up

But I dont see so easily what you hold in your hands.

Pray for my soul

Those eyes tell nothing of a soul that is spent, a soul that's longing for death

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assignedasassassin · 2 years

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hi, can you do enemies to lovers prompts ?

˗ˏˋprompts : enemies to loversˎˊ˗

change pronouns as needed!

A drags B into a stupid situation. B could back out at any second and leave A to solve this problem alone… so they do. or maybe they don’t. it depends on who you portray B to be.

“you’re such a dumbass!” B’s words don’t hurt A at all. instead, they let out a condescending chuckle before saying, “but you put up with me.”

A is stuck on a level in some video game. they only know one other person that plays the game… and that’s conveniently B. so, despite a not wanting to, they ask for B’s help. once B passes the level for them, A expects them to boast about it… plot twist: they do, just in a playful, humble way.

“you mean nothing to me,” A would say to B. on the surface, A tends to believe it’s true. B has every reason to believe it’s true as well. together, the two had a messed up history and despised each other, but it still hurt to hear.

A and B get into a disagreement over something, but this time it’s not over anything stupid or petty. now they’re not even talking or interacting in the slightest. it feels odd not talking to B, and though A doesn’t want to admit they were wrong, if it means they and B can talk again, they decide it’s worth it.

A, B, and all of their friends have been invited to a dance/party. but all of their friends… well, they have dates, A and B don’t. they pretend to date so they don’t seem as lonely as they are. they didn’t treat each other differently than they usually do, but there was something about them “dating” that changed something about B. it made them feel something… something indescribable.

something awful happened to A. maybe someone died, maybe they’re going through a break up. they need comfort. the only issue is… it’s past midnight. all of their friends and family are asleep. B probably is too, but if they had to wake anyone up, they’d rather it be B. after all, A needs comfort more than B needs sleep. A hoped B saw it that way too. they must’ve after they spent all night comforting A until they fell asleep.

A drags B into yet another stupid scenario. they know B can call it quits at any given moment. when they see B developing an attitude, A assumes that moments coming soon, so in an attempt to make B stay, they commence conversation. asking how their family is, what’s been going on in their life… things like that. A seemed genuinely interested in their talk. for that, B stays.

rumors have been going around saying that A and B are dating. because of this, the two have to convince everyone that the rumors are indeed false. A corrects those who believe it, and goes off on those who ship it. B only corrects a few people. they don’t really seem to mind as much as they probably should. wonder why that is…

some assholes are intimidating B, but thankfully A comes around and verbally (maybe physically?) obliterates those jerks. (bonus points if A says, “only i can be a bitch to B. back off.” or something along those lines!)

kyman. this is literally just kyman prompts-

thank you for the request, anon! sorry that i’m not the best at enemies to lovers prompts. i tried my hardest with these. hope it’s okay!

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assignedasassassin · 2 years

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Hi, how are you? So i wanted to request a specific writing prompt, if that's okay? It's romantic banter-dialouge for my two main characters in a fanfic wip im writing. The girl is pansexual, has a soft spot for knives, has an insane alter-personailty, leads a team of superheroes + works for a government agency as an agent and is always trying to be a good person. The guy is bisexual, quiet, loves to stare, has a cat named alpine, is very sarcastic and sassy, and is a switch. Thanks! -liz

[ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ] ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ ᴅɪᴀʟᴏɢᴜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛꜱ

“You look nice.” “What’s the catch?” “There’s no catch?” “Very funny…really?”

“Well, I was thinking—" “Did you hear that?” “What? …No.” “Me asking for your opinion. It’s funny, because I didn’t either.”

“You’re bleeding on my carpet.” “Your carpet’s doing me a favour, catching my blood. Thank you, carpet.”

“Just play along, damn it. Please.” “See, I was considering it until the ‘please’. Now I know you’re desperate and will do everything to not abide.”

“Do you know what’s funny?” “Give me a second.” “When—“ “—you’re bleeding out. Can I finish your stitches first?” “Impatient much?” “Bleed out, then.” “You stabbed me!”

“Mind if I cut in?” “Yes, actually.” “I’ve got a meeting in, like, ten minutes. The world’s greatest heroes, etc. etc.” “And?” “It’ll take ten seconds, tops.” “Just move and let me get my damned coffee. Now. Back of the line, compadre.”

“I don’t think you should do that—“ “Who’s gonna stop me? Hm?” “…actually, probably me.” "oh, really?" "...no."

“Are you sure about this? It’s safe, right?” “Yes. Definitely. Do not worry.” “Because the last time—“ “—it has a fifty-four percent success rate. It’s basically the flip of a coin.” "The flip of a coin does not determine life or death.” “More than that, even. Fifty-four, after all, is greater than fifty. So like—”

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assignedasassassin · 2 years

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jealousy dialogue starters

"no way.... you're actually jealous."

"oh come on, you and i both knew what he was doing."

"what are you laughing at? i don't see anything funny.."

"you're cute.."

[laughing] "i've never seen you that mad before."

"woah, where are we going?"

"i thought we were supposed to stay a little longer."

"kiss me." "what-"

"you didn't have to say anything, y'know.."

"the hell was that??"

"i just thought you would have called, that's all..."

"i'm not upset."

"hey, you okay? you look off..."

"what is your problem?"

"i didn't know you were the jealous type.."

"we need to talk about that little stunt you pulled earlier."

"do you ever ask why i get this way? maybe it's because- y'know what, nevermind.."

"you don't do that with me.."

"she looked at you funny..."

"c'mere, let's talk about this."

"i just didn't like that too much, alright?"

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assignedasassassin · 2 years

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Imagine Your OTP #4

A: You asked me to do this!

B: I did NOT ask you to sneak into my room in the middle of the night, I did NOT ask you to embarrass me in front of all those people, and I did NOT ask you to fall in love with me!

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assignedasassassin · 2 years

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