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In which Yennefer declares her love for Tissaia in public.
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Larissa, looking frazzled: What in the bloody hell are they doing, Morticia?!
Morticia: They wanted to play hangman, my darling shifter.
Larissa, wearing a look of horror: Hang…HANGMAN?! YO-WEDNESDAY, CUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN, NOW!
Wednesday, getting ready to pull the lever down and hang Pugsley, smirked: Yes, Father.
Larissa, startled and wide eyed: I…STOP CALLING ME YOUR FATHER, YOU BLOODY HELLION!
Wednesday, smirking: Why?
Larissa: Because…because…oh, I give up.
*Enid and Morticia chuckling in the corner.*
Larissa: 😑🙄😒😭
*Later in the week*
A worker in the bookstore looks at Wednesday and Larissa: Hi! Is this your mom?
Wednesday, knowing exactly what she’s doing: No, my daddy.
Larissa: 😳
Wednesday, looking Larissa dead in the eye: Or do you prefer mommy or sugar mommy?
Waitress: 😳😨
Larissa: NO, NO! It’s not like that! Wednesday! Why? WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU?
Wednesday, smirking: Not to call you father, so I didn’t.
Larissa: 😨😭
Wednesday: 😏
Larissa: You are very lucky you are my child and I love you. 😒😭
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Let us enjoy these fleeting moments in time, for we know not what sorrow the future holds.
as promised some sappy sylvaina (on the brink of disaster)
it took me a while to figure out dalaran apprentice jaina but i hope i captured that wide-eyed idealism and sense of hope/optimism. and sylvanas is just some very important elf with some thousand years under her belt give or take who fell in love with a human. i mean who can blame her when jaina looks that cute
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Hands for holding.
Sylvanas helping her wife with her excess arcane issues.
I hope you guys have as much fun looking at this as I did making it!
inspired by this femslash february prompt list (and also A Touch of Arcane on ao3)
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Come back soon.
Again set after slands. The girls deserve to heal together.
inspired by this femslash february prompt list
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E: I'm very good at painting and decorating so I think I could do some… like… glossing tutorials (on YouTube) . I'm also good at stripping wallpaper.
O: Really practical stuff that people actually need.
EMMA D'ARCY and OLIVIA COOKE for ELLE UK (July, 2022)
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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
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happy halloween!!!
have some bunnicent and vampirenyra
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So they updated Karlach's casual kiss animation and I am unwell
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[OC] a witch and the lovecraftian monster she summoned by accident 🔮🐙♡ (witch OC belongs to @ greenmoonie on twitter! and the eldritch moster girl is my new baby)
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"On the whole, I'm sure that we'll be doing fine."
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