The Woke Left wants an E.T. reboot and they want him to have a boyfriend
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andrew actually slipped and fell but then aaron was like "oh we're doing that twin shit? alright"
(pls click for better res tumblr hates me)
reference photo
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Hate it when the squishmallow try to tell me the squishie’s name like no way in hell is this shrimp named Monica what the fuck are you talking about. But when beanie babies does it its ok because yeah that monkey’s name is bongo. Thats right.
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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood
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giggles and twirls my hair at you. hiiiii
thumps my bunny feet at you . hi :3
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*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*
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super order 64 / who needs elevators?
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sweet bunny that lives in the bramble next to my house
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Medicated Andrew from the upperclassmen’s perspective
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Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation
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me leaving the happy meat farms facility with mother up my ass
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baja blast sheep have you any wool
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how side order felt to me
praying this hasnt been done yet
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can this elevator go any faster
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