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German, millenial, disaster bi, she/her, just overall randomness.
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A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
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Charles Vane finding it super sexy when James Flint talks shop is sending me into the stratosphere.
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Man I fucking hate how people on this site think Calvinism is the default for Christianity and Christian theology.
Like I'm gonna pull my hair out. Guys, guys, come with me to medieval Christianity where we had *ninety* FEAST DAYS A YEAR and where REFUSAL to ENJOY God's creation was a MORTAL SIN.
Puritan ideas about humanity being separate from the world and all physical pleasure being sinful weren't the fucking norm please guys I'm begging you...
(not that suffering was seen as negative 100% of the time, and fasting was absolutely part of the faith but not everyone was expected to live like a monk who took a vow of poverty. Also wait until I tell you that like, 80% of cheeses we have now were invented at monasteries and that often, rich youngest sons were sent to live at monasteries bc it they weren't Franciscan (iirc) life was pretty fucking sweet for a monk!)
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NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE
Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)
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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES | THE CASE OF THE TWO DEAD DRAGONS
All I feel lately is angry. I'm worried that maybe I'm like Brad and Hunter. And like my dad. I don't wanna be a bad guy, Edwin.
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the biggest letdown in the entire dead boy detectives show was when i realized that niko and crystal weren’t actually in love but niko, in fact, had a parasite.
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George Rexstrew as Edwin Paine
DEAD BOY DETECTIVES, S01E01, The Case of Crystal Palace
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Shipping is very simple to me. I either vibe with a ship or I do not. It isn't about what has the most canonical support. It isn't about hating other people just for shipping things I don't. It isn't a competition over which ships are the most special and real. Don't care didn't ask. Shipping is about having fun. 👍
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BECAUSE THE ROOM WAS TOO SMALL
BECAUSE THE FOREST WAS TOO SMALL
BECAUSE THE GARBAGE DUMP WAS TOO SMALL
BECAUSE THE TABLE WAS TOO SMALL
🧍♂️ 👬 🧍♂️
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