I've wasted a lifetime pretending to be me.
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i call this one the reverse carpenter
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finish me quick! before the ice cream melts!
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we can disavow all knowledge of our actions. if anyone asks.
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Ok. I’ll put some pants on.
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I just smile and say ‘compared to what?’
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Now come bail me out.
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Am I the reason people refer to cuddling as pseudoscience?
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the beast may try to hug you.
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like you are suddenly awake after a long winter.
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We’re having a special today.
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My god, would you look at that body.
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Don’t worry. We’re all doomed eventually.
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What’re you doing with that length of lead pipe?!
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maybe 1996 was
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I fought my way into this world. I’ll fight my way out.
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Always in the shadow of a stronger argument against.
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