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Kuleco's Office: Senior Rainbow Factory Officer
This is the office of the head of general security and prison observation/termination. Ask about my work if you must but don't waste my time.
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It does amuse me
How so many ponies feel that defiance is an admirable trait.
Rebellion is not freedom and it is not righteous; it is foolish and will lead only to more suffering for yourselves and any ponies you have made the mistake to hold dear.
If you truly value your loved ones pegasi, you will submit to our ways and allow us to continue the great work of the Rainbow Factory until our ultimate purpose as a species is achieved, and I shall lead us on that path in ways that our tin overlord and our rainbow maned monarch could never hope to.
Only I can lead us on the path to our true destiny, and you all know it.
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I thank you Akai, a severe irritation has been removed today.
Don’t worry Kuleco, I got this. I know just what to do with pesky disembodied voices.
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So whats the best part of the job?
That depends on the day you ask. When me and Doctor Hoofsing are on the same shift I fail to find a good part of the job, nevermind a best part
The best part most of the time would probably be the quiet nights when I’m off duty. I reside within the Factory itself due to the... nature of my employment. It comes with it’s perks, like being able to pay late night visits to the holding cells.
The Cloudsdale Weather Corporation forbids me from killing our captives, but they don’t mind if they’re a little damaged when they get their turn to fulfill their role.
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Well I guess not as long as you don't bother me. Sent from computer 1456
I shall bother you if given reason to by your defiance. If you do not commit such defiance I can simply leave you be. I recommend you don’t give me reason to believe you are in defiance of the Rainbow Factory. Sent from *ERROR: Device Not Recognised*
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well great you're closer to us....which is fine. just don't stare at me..
I have absolutely no need to stare at you...
Is there an issue?
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I just spotted one of the employees cooking crystal meth using a meth lab he set up in the factory.
You act as if this is strange and unusual pest.
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One of these days Dusty someone will make the mistake of asking. I long for that day... for the excuse...
I-I’m not scared of him though… Eheh…
(Featuring CloudChaser-The big baby. As well as Kuleco from http://kulecosoffice.tumblr.com/ give the guy a follow and a like!)
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Failures, workers, observers... whatever your reason for walking these hallowed halls where we ensure the perfect future of the pegasi, always remember that whatever your purpose you will play your part, whether you embrace your role and fulfill your role in our perfect world or you must be made to.
Your suffering is temporary. The pegasi are eternal.
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Does the prison get good reception? Some of the failures say they get bars inside the cells.
They get bars over the head when they smuggle electronics into their cells, let’s leave it at that. The last failure who did so actually tried to eat their battery to hide it from me... sometimes I feel my job as Executioner is becoming unnecessary.
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*walks in* Hey Kuleco. New office ehh?
A promotion apparently, away from the gangplanks and walkways and instead on the higher levels above the prison cells. If you ask me HoofSing just wanted me further away from his office but I’m not about to protest it.
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