I will pay you to stop
I got no boyfriend I got no lover
I got no family I got no brother
My mind is sad, my heart is sick
My lips are dry and so’s my dick
I want a hug if that’s alright
Fun the sunshine fuck the light
I’m sexy as fuck, I know that’s true
But I’m all alone, what shall I do
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Well I suppose if you insist, dear, whatever makes you comfortable <3
But you are a warm kitty! Like super warm. Like combustible. 😻😻😻😻
I am warm and good to cuddle. But SOME PEOPLE dont APPRECIATE that.
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Still ready to throw hands, I see - I APPROVE! You have my bow
All day, every day! Thank you, good anon!
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Ya, well, who said we were on the defensive
But you are a warm kitty! Like super warm. Like combustible. 😻😻😻😻
I am warm and good to cuddle. But SOME PEOPLE dont APPRECIATE that.
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I'm afraid that's not going to happen unless the two of you want to lose appendages as well.
But you are a warm kitty! Like super warm. Like combustible. 😻😻😻😻
I am warm and good to cuddle. But SOME PEOPLE dont APPRECIATE that.
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You wouldn’t know swag if it was projectile-launched straight into your face, oh my stars
idk why there’s so many haters out there, i think they’re just jealous because i’ve got so much swag
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@ask-thingol Didn’t you ban the use of my language and send your daughter’s boyfriend on a suicide mission and murder refugees? What is this “chill” you speak of? Pot? Kettle?
Are you adopted?
piece of shit greyface, what the fuck kind of question is that? are you hinting something, uh? you wanna catch these hands?! MY BOYFRIEND WILL BOIL YOU ALIVE
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Does Maedhros actually spank you
I will neither confirm or deny. ;)
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ME FIRST
Are you adopted?
piece of shit greyface, what the fuck kind of question is that? are you hinting something, uh? you wanna catch these hands?! MY BOYFRIEND WILL BOIL YOU ALIVE
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You should spank Elrond
I’m not going to spank a fully grown man
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Are you adopted?
piece of shit greyface, what the fuck kind of question is that? are you hinting something, uh? you wanna catch these hands?! MY BOYFRIEND WILL BOIL YOU ALIVE
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I’VE MET ELROND AND CELEBRIAN, THEY’RE BOTH LOVELY PEOPLE, something is amiss here
@ask-maedhros Yes, about your grandson! I didn’t realize you had one, why didn’t you tell meeeeeee
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Oh, Elrond! My bad, I didn’t make the connecti- wait, that’s ELROND’S son????
What... happened...
@ask-maedhros Yes, about your grandson! I didn’t realize you had one, why didn’t you tell meeeeeee
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Could really use some dick rn
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@ask-maedhros Yes, about your grandson! I didn’t realize you had one, why didn’t you tell meeeeeee
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With all due respect, All-Father, it’s about time you showed up.
Elrohir, this is Maedhros. What are you doing! Going to prison, telling Sauron to cut holes in elves....
I know, right?! I was about to make it, then some pissdrinker little shit decided to yell my positions to the guard. Oh but you will see, once me and Mai get our hands on that fucker
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OH, ppPFFFFFFf ahahaha, adorable! Still smells of bananas. Delightful.
If you just want a hole why don't you get, like, a pumpkin? Elves have reactions!
The reactions are the fun part!
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