PV how do you feel about wearing skinny jeans, be honest
PV: i quite like them!
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There’s over 10 different AUs of you! So yeah there’s a lot of silly vanillies
PV: oh wow, that is a lot!
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Shadow Milk, Pure Vanilla do you consider yourselves apart of the Vanillaverse? Where like different versions of you guys exist and some even meeting each other 👀
Pure Vanilla: there’s more of us-?
Shadow Milk: sounds like a real handful to deal with more than one Silly Vanilly, heh—
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Ngl I'm quite worried for Dark Cacao, how's the king himself doing in this totally normal and fine day?
the camera cuts to Dark Cacao’s kingdom. It’s odd, it doesn’t appear there’s a device visible on Dark Cacao’s end— if he does, he doesn’t take any note of it.
Cacao Kingdom Lookout: sir, the walls are crumbling— they’ve held up for a while, but…
Dark Cacao: but what…?
Cacao Kingdom Lookout: We’re not sure how long until they collapse, sir. This new enemy… he’s incredibly powerful. He looks to be trying to take over the kingdom.
Dark Cacao: The kingdom will not fall to this tyrant. If we cannot wait them out, we must mobilize our troops to fight.
Cacao Kingdom Lookout: …of course, sir. I will inform them promptly.
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Ever heard of a fae? I’m unsure if they exist in your realm, but they might considering you have faeries. The fae are cruel tricksters that lack understanding of human emotions, who often speak in riddles. There’s many more things I could tell you about the fae, but the basic gist of it is that I find you, shadow milk cookie, very similar to them.
Shadow Milk: Oh really~? Well, i’ll admit, it certainly sounds like one faerie i knew…
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sorry i haven’t been posting, i kinda got hit with burnout
The blog is not abandoned, i will get back to posting your regularly scheduled cookie yaoi soon
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Is pure vanilla cookie evil or grey morally in this alternative universe?
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You know how you bleed jam? Well the witches and other organics bleed blood instead of mashed strawberries and sugar.
SM: i see.
PV: thank you for clearing that up, anon.
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To pv and smc, what happened when you got free? Did you bring havoc and destruction to the world? If you did, why are you two together? Shouldn't smc be going out on a chaotic spree?p
SM: Well, a lot has changed since i was imprisoned. PV is trying to catch me up to speed, and show me a bit of what i missed. it’s also nice to talk to them, i suppose…
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in honor of boop day
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Whats your favorite foods and music? I hope everything is going well for the both of you.
SM: my favorite food is ice cream. Mint chip especially…
PV: my favorite music… probably anything calm or orchestral. My favorite instrument is the cello.
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Impressive, you got that last riddle correct.
It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.
It is the start of every end, the end of every place.
-/ Enigma Anon
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Well.. how about you show them that you're a good leader Shadow Milk? Convince them that having you in charge isn't a bad thing and there's no need for revolution or whatever!
He’s trying… he’s a tad bit intimidating though.
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Shilk I’m stealing your hat and eating it.
- Feral Possum Anon
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now right here we see peepaw vanilla being what we call in the industry
"down bad"
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Shadow Milk Cookie, if given the option, would you rule the kingdom with pure vanilla? Aka effectively marrying him?
(Also can I be nebula anon please :]?)
SM: w-well, we already somewhat co-rule… but marriage?! That’d be crazy— yeah, th-that’d never happen—
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White Lily’s inciting a revolution? What’s that all about?
Sm: yes, it’s very annoying. They’re trying to “take back the faerie kingdom” or whatever. Foolish! Don’t they know this land originally belonged to us beasts?
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