"So, you do not judge other humans hm? Even those who have been eternally thrown away by society as a whole for their...impurities?" Just imagine Erik here being human for this ask, as the gold eye under his mask glows expectantly.

"I judge none. I know what it feels like to be cast aside and rejected by humanity, if any that has only made me more sympathetic to those that are left by the wayside. Every human deserves protection from creatures of the night. And every human deserves acceptance, too. If they cannot be accepted by those around them, at the very least an outcast like me can try to help."

The fleeing vampire runs into Alucard's chest, bouncing off and into the floor roughly.

"Me? Oh um. I'm Avery. Avery Sage. Nobody of importance, really." The vampire, Avery, says as he quickly scrambles back to his feet.

"I... I didn't realize that you were a vampire. Or that this was your territory or that those were your humans. I'll leave, completely and utterly, I swear. Never to return. Hopefully." He rambles nervously, nothing like the terrifying image one usually has of vampires.

-🧄

"That would be most wise of you, Avery. A parasite like you stalking my home and sneaking into the homes of my people is not something I take to kindly. But before I send you off your way never to return, I'd like to spend a while asking you some... Questions, first. It would be beneficial to your prolonged survival to answer me honestly." //The dhampir steps closer to him as soon as he's on his feet, grabbing a hold of Avery's shirt to keep him trapped in place. "What were you even doing here in the first place, huh? Who do you serve? What court has spat you out and sent you here? And are there more of you leeches skulking around? You made the mistake of infiltrating the home of a vampire hunter, fool. I have no qualms about painting the landscape red with your blood and the blood of any friends of yours."

*a small child runs up to Alucard*

Tag! You’re it!

*runs off giggling*

"Ah! What a surprise! Well, I suppose I'll give them a bit of a head start. I'll catch them soon, but they can indulge in their little victory for a while first. A ten second head start to flee should suffice.~"

O my golly gosh, is that my silly dhampir!!

I hope you've been doing well dearest<3

"Hello there friend! I'm holding up alright, despite some exhaustion here and there I'm managing well enough. I'm just trying to get through the days one step at a time, can't do more than that now can I? I hope you've been well!"

Belladonna looks down at Young!Alucard in her Winter Wolf disguise. "I worried about you. Where were you?" Her icy iridescent eyes look down at him in concern, looking like she had been crying.

"Oh! I'm sorry for scaring you, I was just out exploring the woods! I know my dad said I wasn't allowed to, but I reaaaaally wanted to just go outside and go play, you know? I found a nest of wolves too, I played with the puppies for hours! ...Please don't tell my dad I snuck out though, he'll ground me for a month if not more. And uh... Are you okay? Are you- Are you crying? I'm really sorry, I promise I didn't mean to worry you! Are you mad at me? I won't do it again, I swear!"

"Your eagerness is admirable, but try to curb your enthusiasm Richter. You need to be focused, clear of mind. Having your thoughts clouded by emotions such as excitement will influence your effectiveness in battle." //Alucard nods towards Richter before stepping away from him, creating some space between them. "Allow me to begin with a demonstration. While I met you in a fighting situation, I've never seen you actually fight. I want to spar with you to see where you stand and what I could still teach you. How does that sound?" //With a flick of his wrist his blade slides out of the sheath on his hip, placing itself perfectly in his palm. "I suggest we fight until either one yields, or until first blood is drawn. Whichever one comes first. I want to see in full how much you can do before we begin any lessons."

(from @thenewlastbelmont)

"Alcuard. Hey. Do you think you could show me a few tricks? I feel great about my fighting abilities, but I would love to see where I stand compared to a legend!"

"You give me a lot of credit, Richter. But yes, I would be happy to show you some tips and tricks I've picked up over the years. Even if you can't use them in your regular fighting right away, they could come in handy in case you're in a pinch. Let me know when you'd like to get started, I will be ready."

"It was such a lovely day, perfect for taking a stroll and slaying some monsters. I just love getting to stretch my legs and swing my sword, you know?"

[OOC] Went to a convention last weekend, so it's cosplay sharing time! Enjoy.~

Djokovic has become a pony, and now he has a new name - Sternight Twinkle!

"That's lovely, it's not everyday someone gets to turn into a poyn but he seems happy enough about it. I hope Djokovich - or Sternight Twinkle - is satisfied with his new form. Shapeshifting is one of the greatest perks when it comes to being a vampire or dhampir like me, so I can imagine he must be having at least some fun with it."

Have you ever flirted... With wine? Because I don't flirt with people as I'm married to my work, but there are some wine bottles that just scream sexy to me and I want to drink them badly so we can become one forever.

"Too often. I practically lived in my father's winecellar for several weeks. I'm pretty sure at some point there was more wine than blood flowing through my veins. I don't just flirt with wine, me and wine are in a toxic relationship and yet I don't want to get out. It takes a lot of my pain and worries away, especially on bad days or if I can't sleep. Which is often, if not straight up every night. My liver currently hates me."

ADRIAN I retook my math test and got a 84% on it! I told my dad and he said he was proud of me!

"That's wonderful, and well-deserved! Congratulations! You did your best and it paid off. Good job! I'm proud of you too, 84% is a very high score. It's one worth celebrating, especially with the first one not going so well. Keep up the good work!"

Have you seen Mummy Joe's Kid Vampire? If so, what are your thoughts?

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

[OOC] Utterly hilarious, that's what it is. 11/10.

Probably from all the people I bit. BUT TATS BESIDES THE POINT- you should definitely let me out I promise im friendly

"..Now hang on now, I think we should go back to that 'biting people' thing actually. What even are you? I've never laid eyes upon a being like you, I don't think. Maaaaybe I should... Keep you in there a bit longer, just to be safe. I wouldn't want you to bite anyone in Belmont, you see. It's nothing personal I swear. Just- Precautions, is all."

alucard!! did you know that the titanic sank 112 years ago on this very night? its true!

"...What's a titanic? It sounds like it must've been a tragedy, I'm quite sorry to hear that. But I also have no idea what you're talking about. Is the titanic a creature? An object? Oh, wait, is it a boat? A boat sinking is usually a tragedy, in that case your statement makes more sense to me."

Alucard, have you realized you have a stray hair stick out of the side?

"What?! Shit, where is it?! Fuck fuck fuck fuck, I spent so long styling my hair this morning! Damnit, of course my hair decides to just do its own thing today and embarrass me. Just great, fantastic even. Hang on, I'm off to find a mirror and fix this. I swear I'm not vain, but I do want my hair to look at least somewhat presentable you know? And rogue strands are not a part of that image!"

ADRIAN I FAILED MY MATH TEST😭😭 MY DADS GONNA KILL ME WHEN HE FINDS OUT😭😭

"Deep breath, it'll be alright! Tests do not determine how well you will perform in life, anyway. If you are afraid of your father's reaction, perhaps approach another trusted adult first? See if they can help mediate? I wish you the best, and I also wish you good luck for if you get to try again on your math test. Failing an exam is frustrating and upsetting, I understand the feeling well. I hope for your sake it all will turn out alright."

Alucard which Belmont you like better, Trevor or Richter?

"They are both dear friends of mine, but I think I will always have a special place in my heart for Trevor. He was my brother in all but blood. he showed me that Belmonts are good folk despite what I'd learned growing up. He became family when I had no family of my own anymore. Richter is like him in so many ways, but I haven't spent that much time with him yet. And in truth, after already meeting some other Belmonts in the past before him... I will love him like family, but he will never be Trevor. Trevor is truly one of a kind... And I miss my brother every day."

You are a gentleman, sir. Please remain that way forever.

"I try my best. I'm far from perfect, but the least I can do is make an effort to be polite and friendlier nowadays. It's easier when you're not in constant survival mode. Who would've guessed?"