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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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Sick. This Swagpire is lit, my dudes.

Yo my somberbros, glad the rest of the Swagpire is here B) It's always brodacious to have more allys in the fight against Volterrible. Vrepit suh dude

Swagpire reporting in. Rad-up and ready to bro.

#Tozran #aw boy voltrash better get raddy #we dem boyz

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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Slay, Swagmaster

#Tozran #this is the Ruler of the Galaxswag my dudes #killin it

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a radical bro if ever I saw one, my dudes B) Vrepit suh dude

yo i'm with the blades of marmorad and we gonna destroy the empire. zarkon is conning u my dude. too bad a rad dude like yourself is falling for it :/

That’s totally bogus dude, Lord Zarkool would never betray a bro, I would never side with that vol-traitor poker-thace. vrepit suh dude.

#Tozran #this guy's technically my boss #he knows how to party my dudes

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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Dudettes and Gentledudes, I present to you, his Radgesty Zarkon. Get Raddy Alfor. Alfor more like Alsnore get rekt. Vrepit suh dude

"Zar can you not?" Final words of king Alfor, RIP

thats exactly how it went

#Tozran #of course his Radcellency could beat Alfor in a fight #he has more quinswagence

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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altean? more like alteannoying amirite?? Not Haggar tho, she’s pretty cash money.

#Tozran #Haggar scares me #as she should #so I gotta be sure to compliment her whenever I diss alteans #cause otherwise she might turn me into a brobot #and the galaxswag can't handle that amount of 80s radicalness #it would just exbrode into a trillion tiny neon triangles

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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My dudes, Quinswaggence makes up pretty much everything in the Galaxswag. It’s hella powerful and is oozing with Radgic. His Radicalness @zarkophagus has so many brotainers of the stuff that he had this sick room made for storadge.

#Tozran #this stuff's legit #don't drink it though #you'll see some crazy things man #I didn't do it a friend of mine did on a dare #tripping quiznaks for vargas smh #((this took like three hours just to put tiny swag shades on a bunch of jars))#((goodnight it's two a.m. I'm dying))

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I’ve said it more than once, Brononymous. Vrepit suh dude

Someone said "vrepit suh dude" to you ONCe and now I can't get that goddamned phrase out of my hea d

one of us one of us

#Tozran #I have infected them with swag #soon they will be almost as radical as me #but not quite at my level #takes a lot of 80s energy drinks to reach maximum swagitude

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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Woah, Sendankinator, welcome back. Vrepit suh dude

Emporor @zarkophagus I have returned from the depths of space, Vrepit sus dude

#Tozran #dankinator is a high praise #not an insult #it wouldn't be very cash money of me to insult a commanding officer #and I'm all about that Brospect

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Radical B’)

White (in a good way, your Swagesty), Scarlet, Muave, Fuchsia, Razzmatazz, Chartreuse. Peace out, Vrepit suh dude

i appreciate everything you do @ask-tozran-the-rad

#Tozran #C R Y I N G #I mean #I cry pure swag #you can't handle these tears of appreciation

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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You Raderlings are doing Lord’s work, thanks for making the Broverlord happy. :’)

these puns y'all are sending in are making me emotional in the best way possible

#Tozran #way to go guys #you've empowbroed him further #so proud of you bros #I glowing with swag and awe #i cri evry tiem

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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@allu-rad is the second raddest Altean dudette I know, right behind @swhaggar

#Tozran #trying to start something #spoilers for voltron s2 #I only know two Altean girls #three if you count Coran

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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The green human mentioned something about having picked up alien chatter, I wonder if she ever caught my podcast, “Tozran, Brodian of the Yoloverse”

#Tozran #this podcast was lit #hope the green one enjoyed my dank memage #green one if you're out there and are willing to tell an enemy Broldier about your planet that'd be sick

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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BROker-thace

Balmera? My dude, that Balmera was a part of the Galra Swagpire, I think you mean Bromera

#Tozran #I am one of the greatest pun lords #dab straight #hi thace #s'been a while #did you like explode or something?#that's the rumor circulating the Galaxswag at least

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Balmera? My dude, that Balmera was a part of the Galra Swagpire, I think you mean Bromera

#Tozran #we get to name everything we own #catch me outside #how bow dah

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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What a meme, and I only have four followers but let’s do this my dudes!

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.

GREEN = I think you’re cute.

BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.

GREY = I wish you would notice me.

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

TEAL = We have a lot in common.

YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.

ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.

BROWN = I don’t like you.

PINK = I think you are unattractive.

RED = I hate you with a burning passion.

WHITE = You scare me.

RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.

MAROON = You taught me something new.

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

MAUVE = You are really talented

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.

CYAN = We have very little in common

THISTLE = I only just started following you

INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time

FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold

COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)

VERMILION = You make me feel passionate

HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname

LAVENDER = You inspire me

CORAL = You’re a meme

UMBER = I want to know more about you

FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody

RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you

ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you

WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class

SAFFRON = I love your ideas

TIMBERWOLF = I trust you

FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you

PLUM = I’d like to chat with you

TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic

SAGE = You make me cry

CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!

VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog

CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie

BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

#Tozran #dank is my favorite color #you didn't ask I'm just sayin #so now you know in case I ever ask #ya dig?

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random galra: MOVE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU

shiro: do it, just let me die

random galra (putting down laser beam): whoa fam u alright? why don't we talk this out,

#me

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ask-tozran-the-rad · 7 years

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Yo my homies, what's good? I'm @zarkophagus greatest ally in the war against the Voltron-hards. It's hella rad. Like me. I'm here to answer any asks you may have about the Galra Swagpire and also give his Broliness dank puns to use in battle.

#voltron legendary defender #voltron oc #kill me #why am i like this #someone delete me #sup Swagcellency?#a I still your greatest ally?

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