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MASSY SIMP GANG UNITE!!! <3
I can’t tell if this is from the same anon or if this is a boomer kink thing but good for you! 😂
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I'm so sorry but Massachusetts is low key attractive to me and I don't know why, do I need help-?
I mean he does have dilf vibes if you’re into that...
#objectively Massy is good looking but his personality is like *AVOID*#instead of whispering sweet nothings in your ear he will rip apart your retirement plan section by section#Gordon Ramsey of adulthood#MA: THESE TAXES ARE FILED SO WRONG YOU CAN PUT ON A WIG AND CALL YOURSELF PRESIDENT#aph massachusetts#aph states
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Petition to permanently remove 2p Spain's fingers for what he did to Dante and anyone else who was potentially harmed in his presence
2P Spain doesn’t get much screen time but it would please you to know he suffers horribly in the canon and the few AUs that features him.
#2P Spain’s pain stems much from dante and malaria but Isaias got to kill him once in an AU too (as a treat)#dante is 2P FL and Isaias is 2P TX#aph states#hetalia#aph ocs#2p states#2Ptalia#statetalia#2P Spain
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I want massy's hair it's so amazing help why is it so good what
Lmao i jest but you CAN find my commission info here on my main @whyisev! I’ll draw you in Massy’s har for wayyyy less than $50 <3
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What do the states think of the pioneers? In /your/ opinion, should they be celebrated(Laura ingalls wilder, American Girls tm, Cowboys, songs etc)?
Morally I don’t agree with the Pioneers but I have this Wild West AU where New Mexico is a mysterious outlaw and Wyoming is her prostitute girlfriend and they flirt and do crime then cuddle in front of a flickering bonfire while opening up about their childhood and family beneath the freezing desert stars. Don’t know if that counts as celebrating, but I feel like it’s a bias I should make clear.
Anyway have some au doodles from 2019 I would show more but I draw and take notes in the same sketchbook so I can’t find shit when I need it
#with hard work and dedication Sebbie that’s how#aph states#hetalia#aph ocs#statalia#statetalia#aph Wyoming#aph New Mexico#2P California#wyoming x New Mexico
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I suppose I'm relatively (?) new but I'd like youse guys to know you have the best hetalia state characters 🥺
AHHH thank you so much anon 🥺 welcome to the statetalia fandom as well <3
((also, been trying to clear out our inbox a little lol so here’s a little speed run answers of mostly out of character asks!))
Ah yes, a little thing on how I categorize things -- I put only what I update on a consistent schedule under “current projects.” Which, another shameless self plug, is my fan comic The Shadow Hashira! Check it out on Tapas or Webtoons
@aph-willow-cipher Isaias never getting out 😂
@theroguesmusicalsandninjago I’m so glad to hear that friendo! I hope you’re having as much fun with ocs as we did & feel free to link your oc blog in the comments for free promo! <3
one of these is from 2019 and the other is from a month ago and I’m 99% sure this is the same anon ;; sorry for the tardiness and I hope you had a fun halloween too!
@prismturtle RIP fam I’ll press F in the chat for ya 😔
we have an indiana! But don’t you apologize sweet anon <3 I’m still curious to see the design you will come up with though! Feel free to link the drawing so I can see :D
@nicholaspwildeblog sounds like you’ve been looking for us XD hope our content didn’t disappoint!
Here ya go! my baby jock 💖
@risha-bug fhjbvabsda I’m so sorry to hear that wife please accept this virtual hug and let my vibes ward off all the karens
Aaaa I’m so happy to hear that anon!! YOU are so awesome too <3
Pfft tbh MA and WA suffered from the same face syndrome of my 2018 art style XD but honestly I don’t think they interact much! Elijah and Joshua are both introverts who are content with the 2 people in their inner circle, so neither of them would go out of their way to meet new people
It’s been a while but I bet this is for this post lmao. Dw my sweet Texan friend I’m sure you got the sun back soon enough... because I’m 89% sure the weather goddess of the gr8 laks shares an ancestry with that of the English. The weather there SUCKED :(
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Since Massachusetts doesn't have happy hour, what's his opinion on alchohol? How much does he drink?
Massy drinks when he has a reason to :)
#aph states#hetalia#aph ocs#statalia#statetalia#states ocs#aph massachusetts#am I aging Massy up to validate the ok boomer comment? yes yes I am#don’t be like Massy drink responsibly y’all
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*looks at Massy* ok boomer
Cbnsjcjs Ok Boomer is the best comment I’ve recieved for Massy keep it up you excellent vibe checkers
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Speaking of names of the states, would you mind if it’s not too much trouble telling us what the states’ human/regular names are? I don’t recall seeing something like that on this blog and that WY post was the first time that I saw NC referred to as Karen. (Btw love
Sure thing fam! It was a little while ago when we made that post but here’s a link to it! 👍✨
https://ask-thefiftystatesofamerica.tumblr.com/post/176267474707/do-any-of-the-states-have-names
#ooc#ok by a little while i meant 2018 lmao so i dont blame you for not seeing the post 😂#check the important au info link in the description for more information! :3#we archived important stuff there!
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whats dante like as a child?
OH BOI. I saw this ask and I just...
This is gonna be a lot to unbottle.
TRIGGER WARNING FOR SOME NOT SO PRETTY STUFF.
Reader discretion is advised.
I admit, starting off Dante was the sweetest little newborn personification ever. He wasn’t exactly welcomed by the native Americans of his land (mainly due to his deathly pale skin and crimson eyes), but he was happy.
Yes, he was alone, but it was all he knew so he had no concept of loneliness. He wasn’t aware he was alone.
Things only went downhill once 2P Spain arrived and then Dante was taken under his wing.
2P Spain was a brutal person though and strict to get his colonies inline. Dante - wasn’t exactly treated well (and that’s putting it lightly) but Dante didn’t know anything else, so he started to read this as a sign of affection. And in that way, he loved Spain back in the same way, starting a twisted game of blatant sadism, because Dante thought it was love.
To show you how messed it up it was Dante once famously quoted to 2P America that “As a child I often played hide and seek with my own fingers.” Mainly, because since Dante was disobedient Spain would cut off his fingers and hide them, and also stated that: “Those were the good times.”
It’s only when Dante was grouped with people like Texas and Mexico that he started to realize subconsciously that things weren’t as they seemed. Dante started to realize that only after 2P Texas tried to stab the other boy and 2P Texas has miraculously pinned Dante down.
But by the time that Dante realized that violence was indeed not a sign of affection, he already enjoyed it since it was all he had really experienced growing up. He enjoyed it even to the point of intentionally hurting himself.
So, Spain had turned Dante into a sadist and masocshit.
But Dante was fully aware now that Spain did not love him as he thought so Dante ended up craving something else. Searching for something else to fulfill the loss of his perception on Spain.
This brings in Cali.
Dante is mighty protective of the younger boy and learned to love him, while keeping up a facade so that Cali remained ignorant of his side hobbies. He didn’t want the other boy to know and react badly like Mexico usually did.
And that is pretty much the basis of Dante’s character as a child. The main figure that played a hand in how Dante is today is 2P Spain.
But Dante still loves Spain in his own special little way! 🔪🔪 🥰
TRIGGER WARNING FOR SOME NOT SO PRETTY STUFF.
#2p florida#aph florida#dante#2p spain#2p mexico#2p texas#whyis art#hetalia#statalia#statealia#characterization
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So... Massy was pretty much like: screw the states I'll marry my own morals 😎
Yep! Here’s their wedding tunes 💞👏
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Does Massachusetts get lonely when most of the states either dislike him or avoid him? He has Maine which is good but does he ever get sad about it?
//listen man the states (and people in general) are a hand full to deal with 😂
So in Massy’s head, the value of a potential friendly acquaintance is greatly outweighed by all the downsides to socializing — from bothersome telemarketers to time wasting small talks. Massy doesn’t want every random person to “like” him and come irritate him with their bullshit drama, so the fact that his resting bitch face and insufferable personality repels most of everyone doesn’t exactly bother him.
Besides — Massy was raised amongst isolated self-righteous Puritans who distrusted and looked down on outsiders as much as they do each other. Massy was never a part of a healthy community growing up nor did he ever understood the appeal of communal relationships, and you can’t exactly grief what you’ve never known, can you?
#aph states#aph massachusetts#aph ocs#character arc#hetalia#statetalia#art by op#i was gonna render the comic but im burnt out lmao so
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Wyoming is just a badass Karen on the inside (and out)
Sir... sir why would you defame my sexy morally ambiguous in it for the Money and Fame™️ femme fatale mercenary — who will flirt with everyone and can lie smoother than the resident lawyer illinois as she is shameless and witty while he is a mere dork hiding behind stoic logic a woman who slays effortlessly in her Wild West prostitute aesthetic corset and skirt and steps on all them women loving fools in her stellar six inch stilettos before conning Jeff Bezos of his mahnie and drop kicking Jared Kushner’s baby face back up a uterus the most shady and powerful woman in the world sitting on her throne of cash money — as a Karen (though she is indeed badass) when my Indiana has the entire Karen bob and my North Carolina is literally named Karen? 🥺
#aph states#aph wyoming#LMAO I jest 😂#but for realz Wyoming is an odd target of Karenness my dude when north carolina is right THERE#👀#statetalia#hetalia#aph ocs#aph illinois#aph indiana#aph north carolina
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2p Florida vs 2p Maine = Unstoppable force vs immovable object
How to break physics 101
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Is New Jersey's hair natural or dyed? Either way, I love it!
It’s natural!
Along with looking absolutely fabulous, New Jersey takes great pride in his flaming red hair and for good reason.
It’s brought him no problem, because despite the whole ginger = witchcraft thing, that’s pretty much a myth.
If you’re curious about where I got that from - you can check here!
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How did Virginia get his name?
His human name? Or do you mean how did he get his state name?
Oh, well! I’ll answer both.
Historically, Virginia was named after Elizabeth the First! The nicknamed ‘Virgin Queen’, but also one of the last five monarchs of the House of Tudor. She never married, had no children, and it could even be debatable that she was the first documented asexual in history...
Or maybe she just really didn’t like men.
So "Virginia was named for Queen Elizabeth I of England, who was known as the ‘Virgin Queen’. Historians think the English adventurer Sir Walter Raleigh suggested the name about 1584.”
And that, my dear friends, is how Virginia was named Virginia.
As for his human name (which is William Harper)
I simply looked to Whyis one day and asked:
“What’s the whitest name you can think of?”
Along with John, and Henry, even George, I chose William because it’s english-y. But for his last name...
If you have ever seen Torchwood (Doctor Who spin-off) you’ll know the dude below as one Owen Harper.
He was like a play-boy, sex fanatic dude in the beginning of the show. So I gave Virginia, the Virgin Queen himself (as dubbed thee by Maryland since he is a Virgin), this dude’s last name.
And I have no regrets 😂
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Massachusetts: Someone is going to die...
Maine: Of fun!!!
#aph states#hetalia#statalia#aph maine#aph massachusetts#you found the slytherin and hufflepuff#CONGRATS! 👏#submission
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