It has been dead for a long Time really, we simply didnt attend the funeral Unless you wanna catch up on that.

If you're still here, show yourself.

I think we are quite alone here darling.

If you're still here, show yourself.

I belive this year got us just as bad like back in the days when the germans read the Treaty of Versailles for the first time

A gentle reminder that in German one simply wishes a "good slide" into the new year.

The stumble and fall are implied.

“Runter von meinem Rasen!!”

–  Ich @ Sonne

der witz mit "say coast 5 times. say host 5 times. say most 5 times. now, what do you put into the toaster?" und dann die vom witze-machenden erwartete falsch-antwort "toast" als gag, wobei, haha, die eigentliche antwort "bread" lauten sollte... funktioniert für deutsche einfach nicht. ja, man macht toast in den toaster? was sonst? roggenmisch? bauernbrot? dinkelvollkorn? pumpernickel? was soll das... was für eine farçe

Folgt ihr einem deutschen official Blog, folgt ihr allen

god creating humidity: what if sometimes instead of rain… the Air was just Wet

I've got the Internet fame I always wanted but thought i'd never get it.

I have come full circle my dudes.

Die Lüneburger Heide is a large area of heath, geest, and woodland in Niedersachsen (Lower Saxony) in northern Germany. It forms part of the hinterland for the cities of Hamburg, Hannover, and Bremen and is named after the town of Lüneburg. Most of the area is a nature reserve with extensive areas of heathland, typical of those that covered most of the North German countryside until about 1800, but have almost completely disappeared. The heaths were formed after the Neolithic period by overgrazing of the once widespread forests on the sandy soils of the geest, as this slightly hilly and sandy terrain in northern Europe is called - this area therefore a historic cultural landscape ad is under protection. The remaining areas are kept clear mainly through grazing, especially by a North German breed of moorland sheep called the Heidschnucke. Due to its unique landscape, the Lüneburger Heide is a popular tourist destination. 

Ich mache gerade eine internationale Umfrage für meine Bachelorarbeit und eine Frage am Ende ist “What is your nationality?” 8 Leute haben bisher mit “white” geantwortet.

i feel called out

RADIO ↳ dancing soldiers appreciation

i still think that the most german thing is not beer or brezeln, in my opinion its asparagus time because in which other country do you have like 80million people eating tons of aspargus nonstop, without ever taking a break for weeks on end. like we literally celebrate asparagus season with meeting up to eat our beloved Spargel and Spargel only.. and Idk but if thats not the most german thing than i dont know what it