Come into my inbox and roast my muse.

Do your worst.

Hey! Front and center!

So, a lot of people tell me that my presence is very demanding and they are intimidated by me. I was thinking that maybe when I enter a room, I should be more casual with my greetings. Maybe then everyone won’t be so tense.

You don't have to spoil our totally cool vibes, Ana. Oppan Gangnam Style

So, a lot of people tell me that my presence is very demanding and they are intimidated by me. I was thinking that maybe when I enter a room, I should be more casual with my greetings. Maybe then everyone won’t be so tense.

Hey there, my fellow Fornites! It's just me, Mr. Figet Spinner! Ready to Harlem Shake?

So, a lot of people tell me that my presence is very demanding and they are intimidated by me. I was thinking that maybe when I enter a room, I should be more casual with my greetings. Maybe then everyone won’t be so tense.

So, a lot of people tell me that my presence is very demanding and they are intimidated by me. I was thinking that maybe when I enter a room, I should be more casual with my greetings. Maybe then everyone won't be so tense.

I'm not! I'm just learning how to communicate with the younger folks.

I just think Minions are couture.

Why?

I just think Minions are couture.

I just think Minions are couture.

Why do kids use the eggplant emoji so much?

[Dabs]

So, I learned a really cool dance today.

Not after you see my killer Whip and Nae Nae!

So, I learned a really cool dance today.

So, I learned a really cool dance today.

I'M NOT YOUR FATHER

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HAPPY FAZHER’S DAY!!

These are good! I'll have to thank Brigitte later.

@ask-oceania-cruise-younghardt Hey, Rein. I’ve been on that Facebook thing Brigitte showed me. There’s a lot of funny meh-mehs there.

Look at this one meh-meh I found. It's really funny! That potato character is pretty neat, I think.

@ask-oceania-cruise-younghardt Hey, Rein. I’ve been on that Facebook thing Brigitte showed me. There’s a lot of funny meh-mehs there.

@ask-oceania-cruise-younghardt Hey, Rein. I've been on that Facebook thing Brigitte showed me. There's a lot of funny meh-mehs there.

You hurt his feelings

HE MISUNDERSTOOD ME.