Wait, if Aku's here, are the boys alright-

Aku: They’re clients of my subordinate, after all. I’m not gonna risk ruining business transactions.

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Sooooo, what kind of thing do you in the mafia Aku ? Do you take some of the guys who haven't paid their debts in Hell or something

Aku: I’m not exactly in the same business as yer boys, but making sure debts are paid is a part ‘a my job. 

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Now you speak of finding a gal quite often, but... Is there any preference there, really? Perhaps being open to a... feminine nonbinary person? Heh, hypothetically, of course~ (Though if you weren't opposed, I just may show myself. You do seem quite the charmer.)

Aku: I was just sayin’ gal cuz we were talkin’ ‘bout havin’ kids.

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so. it's okay not to if this is too weird a request because it IS a weird request, but. can I see your teeth?

Aku: Just be careful. Wouldn’t want ya ta’ prick yer fingers.

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Nope Nope Nope! Demon kids or not- dont let them drink that till they're old enough, bb!

Aku: It doesn’t affect demons like it affects you, sweetheart.

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aku no- dont give that to kids- its bad for em-

Aku: For human children, all ya gotta do is give em’ sugar.

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That's surprising. I didn't think you liked kids that much

Aku: Besides, ya can still give em’ alchohol ‘s long as the cops don’t find out!

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Hey Aku, weird question, but since you mentioned kids, do you have any kids or would you consider having any?

Aku: It’d be fun causin’ trouble with the lil’ devils.

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silly question. but. can you wiggle your ears?? that'd be... so cute.

Aku: It’s pretty fun to do. Lotta’ kids find it entertainin’.

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if you're okay with telling it, is there a story behind that missing tooth of yours? did you lose it in some grand fight or something?

Aku: I could heal it anytime I want, but I think it looks kinda cool.

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Okay!- Why is aku scary but HOT At the same time?!

Aku: Besides, I’d neva’ hurt a pretty lil’ lady like you unless ya wanted me ta’.

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Aku~ can we perhaps hear some charming words from you since you talk such game you must be great at it.

Aku: So whatta’ ya in the market fer, sweet cheeks?

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Aku do you have any contracts like Miss Azul?

Aku: Why? You interested in me, doll?

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Hi Akumatsu! What have you been up to?

Aku: No need with the full name though, sweetcheeks. Fer you, just Aku ‘s fine.

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(Mod A: Hello everyone! Sorry for the inactivity! College really got me and the Osomatsu community has been pretty on the down-low for me as of late. I probably won’t be continuing the blog on a super regular schedule, but for now, I’ll nudge this event your way! It’ll run for 7 days, so y’all got lots of time to ask questions!)

How's life been for you Ichimatsu-sama? Anything interesting happen recently? :3

Ichi: I’d prefer it stay that way.

Good morning everyone, how have y'all been? It's been awhile

Choro: Hopefully you’ve been doing well yourself.