Ira cringes and tosses a brief glance over her shoulder as footsteps clamor down the hall. Their shadows slant across the walls like black flame and she feels as if she'll be sick. She presses her forehead against the door. "Sir, there's no time- General Hux has rallied quite a few officers and nearly all of the Stormtroopers to his cause." Ira pauses, "they mean to murder you- you have to get out of here." She takes a deep breath, "I'll distract them for as long as I can."

Kylo’s eyes flashed with emotion. He had always intended to keep Hux around until he outlived his usefulness and then dispose of him-the general’s betrayal had caught him completely off guard. 

Scanning his quarters one more time, Kylo spotted a rumpled ball of black fabric in the dim red light. Whoever had robbed his quarters had evidently missed something. Kylo quickly shrugged on the tunic and slammed the button to open his door.

Locking eyes with the frightened cadet, Kylo commanded in a voice riddled with poorly suppressed anger, “Take me to him. This mutiny ends now.”

A cleaning lady and droid come into your room. Both expected you to be busy during these hours and thus, not there. The droid beeps anxiously and the lady pales, offering vehement apologies and explanations.

Much to his surprise, Kylo found himself turning bright red. Without thinking, he raised his hand and placed the cleaning woman in Force sleep. Nothing a memory wipe can’t fix. He didn’t normally use his powers for such mundane purposes, but his patience had worn thin and his embarrassment had peaked. Looking to the small astromech droid, Kylo grumbled, picked it up, and placed it outside his quarters. Droid gossip was the least of his concerns.

Do you ever sneeze inside your helmet?

Not anymore. When I did wear the mask, it had a ventilator which caught any debris.

Will you ever get along with Hux?

No. Especially given his apparent mutiny.

I need someone to show me my place in all of this

Not. Now.

What are you going to do about Snokes other apprentice(s)? Will they fight you?

Snoke’s failed apprentice has been gone for years.

Can you speak Wookiee?

...Yes. Go away.

Why are you always on the border of crying? dO yOu NeEd a hUg

I’m not on the border of crying. Sadness and guilt are weaknesses, so I avoid them. I don’t want your affection and it would benefit us both if you stayed away.

I know what you’re scared of. You’re scared to promote me.

I’m not afraid of you, and even if I promoted you and your part in the crumbling Resistance, it would make no difference. The First Order will soon control the galaxy.

((Inbox is open-and if anyone wants to Magic!Anon, go for it.))

Why are you always on a ship? You hardly ever walk on land. It’s weird.

As Supreme Leader, most of my time is spent commanding the First Order. Ground missions are rare-the last time I landed was to battle Skywalker.

Why’d you look so sad when Rey shut you out and left on Crait?

I came within moments of turning her to the Dark Side, only for her to slip away.

Have you ever been kissed?

…This question is pointless.

If you manage to rule the galaxy, will you call yourself emperor or something else?

I am already Supreme Leader and a Knight of Ren. Aside from royal titles, there is nothing left.

Force choke me plz

No.

If I ever do have to kill you, I will have one of my troops use their blaster.

Have you met Dr. aphra? she used to work for your granddad. She gives 0 fucks I think you would like her.

She was useful for a short time, but she quickly created more than enough trouble to erase the advances she made for the Empire. Dr. Aphra was a traitor.

What was your academic education like?

Brief. I spent most of my childhood in the Jedi temple.