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ask-e123-omega · 5 months

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#//ooc: this blog is going on a short hiatus! IRL got stressful and I can't answer asks in a timely manner anymore #//ooc: don't worry! Omega will return!#//ooc: though he may have to bend some GUN regulations to do so. .

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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*A normal silver the hedgehog appears*

I THROW HIM, AS THE CALENDAR DATE REQUIRES.

#[RESPONSE]

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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Hypothetically If eggman was to put an ancient cannon with enough power to level a mountain range just out of your view and then fought you in a mech in the room at an angle where you wouldn't be able to see the cannon while looking at him, do you think you would notice the cannon (which is approximately 7 meters wide and 5 meters tall).

- eggman hater 279

(ooc: hopefully there isn't a blog called that, I haven't checked)

IF THE WEAPON WERE FIRED UPON ME, EGGMAN HIMSELF WOULD BE WITHIN THE BLAST RADIUS. YOUR QUESTION IS IRRELEVANT. MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION IS NOT A DETERRENT FOR MY WRATH!

#PROVIDE MORE DATA WITH FUTURE INQUIRIES A FOR MORE ACCURATE SIMULATION OF OUTCOME.#[RESPONSE]

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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Considering your mission is to destroy anything and everything Eggman related, does that mean you intend to knock the Space Colony Ark out of the sky as some point?

EGGMAN DID NOT BUILD THE SPACE COLONY ARK. IT IS IRRELEVANT TO MY GOALS. I HAVE LEFT THE ISSUE TO SHADOW'S DISCRETION.

#[RESPONSE]#TEAMMATE MENTION]#//ooc: Omega knows better than to approach within a 10-mile radius of Shadow's thoughts on the place

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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(//ooc: Hello everyone! If you like my blog, you should go follow @ultimarobo! They're an Omega rp blog and their writing is wonderful. They also accept asks, just in case you're getting impatient with Omega's slow response times on this blog.)

#//ooc #//ooc: it's always a fun day to find someone else rping this wonderful robot!

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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Omega could you take knuckles in a fight?

EASILY. HE LACKS RANGED COMBAT CAPABILITIES.

#[RESPONSE]#//ooc: I'm certain Knuckles would have something different to say about this

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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you seem like the kind of guy who would like playing "Kill it With Fire"

I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH THE PHRASE. ENGAGING INTERNET SEARCH. . .

RESULT: "KILL IT WITH FIRE" IS A VIDEO GAME ABOUT CAUSING COLLATERAL DAMAGE WHILST HUNTING FOR SPIDERS.

I HAVE NOW ADDED THIS VIDEO GAME TO MY PERMANENT COLLECTION. NO DIGITAL SPIDERS SHALL SURVIVE MY WRATH!

#[RESPONSE]

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN. ROUGE HAS BESTOWED UPON ME THE PRIVILEGE OF STARTLING SMALL CHILDREN WHO COME TO OUR DOOR. I WILL NOT FAIL! I SHALL BE THE MOST FRIGHTENING "TRICK" OF THEM ALL!

#[INTERNAL PROCESSINGS]#//ooc: no treat; just trick! Rouge forgot to buy candy.#//ooc: team dark's apartment door is popular amongst teenagers

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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You have encountered A D O G E

Options:

P E T D O G E

S N U G G L E D O G E

F E E D D O G E

MY COURSE OF ACTION:

NAVIGATE AWAY FROM "DOGE" UNTIL I AM NO LONGER ENCOUNTERING IT.

#[RESPONSE]#//ooc: you'll have to forgive him- he's not a pet guy. nor is he one for following rules

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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hey omega would you like to help me commit arson on an eggman base

AFFIRMATIVE! AFFIRMATIVE!

BUT I WILL NOT BE "HELPING YOU"; YOU WILL BE AIDING ME. I DOUBT YOUR PUNY MEAT BODY CAN MATCH THE OUTPUT OF FLAME FROM MY DUAL FLAMETHROWERS!

SEND ME THE COORDINATES OF THIS EGGMAN BASE YOU HAVE DISCOVERED SO I MAY BEGIN TRANSIT!

#[RESPONSE]#//ooc: you just made his day

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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I UNDERSTAND. SMILING IS A USELESS EXPRESSION THAT IS UNNECESSARY FOR COMMUNICATING THAT ONE IS HAVING A "WONDERFUL AMAZING TIME".

SHADOW SHOWS HIS POSITIVE EMOTIONS WITH THE FOLLOWING GESTURES:

THE CRINKLING OF THE MUSCLES AROUND HIS EYES

UNCROSSING HIS ARMS

STANDING CLOSER TO THE OTHER PERSONS HE IS IN THE COMPANY OF

LOWER PULSE, SLOWER BREATHING, RELAXED MUSCLES

CEASES CHECKING EXITS AND OTHER HYPERVIGILANT BEHAVIORS

VERBAL AFFIRMATIONS OF HIS ENJOYMENT, ESPECIALLY IN RESPONSE TO INQUIRIES SEEKING THE STATUS OF HIS MOOD.

shadow the hedgehog can't smile for shit. he is having a wonderful amazing time and he has the same face on as always. and when he tries to express it on purpose it looks like he just went to the dentist. do you understand

#[INTERNAL PROCESSINGS]#[TEAMMATE MENTION]

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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I had an idea.

cockroach Vs 15 gram (or However heavy a cockroach is) omega.

Tails probably has a shrinkray or something like that.

YOU MOCK ME! I WOULD EASILY TRIUMPH OVER A PATHETIC INSECT, REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER FOOLISH HYPOTHETICAL YOU APPLY TO ME!

DO NOT SUBMIT SUCH AN IDIOTIC MESSAGE TO MY INBOX AGAIN!

#[RESPONSE]

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ask-e123-omega · 6 months

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Hey, I overheard some of Sonic’s friends talking about something called “Throwing him Thursday.” Not sure what it is, but apparently, it involves throwing Silver the Hedgehog around for some reason?

So make sure the next time you see Silver on a Thursday, you grab him by his foot and throw him as far as you can. Maybe spin him around a few times for good measure.

I HAVE FOLLOWED YOUR INSTRUCTIONS. I HURLED SILVER THE HEDGEHOG 1,672 METERS TODAY. HIS REACTION WAS ONE OF DISPLEASURE. WHEN I INFORMED HIM OF "THROWING HIM THURSDAY", HE WAS IGNORANT OF THE TERM.

YOU HAVE LIED TO ME ABOUT THIS BEING A COMMON PRACTICE, BUT THAT IS IRRELEVANT. I SHALL LOOK FORWARD TO THE NEXT INSTANCE OF HIM APPEARING IN OUR TIME PERIOD THAT COINCIDES WITH A THURSDAY.

#[RESPONSE]

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ask-e123-omega · 7 months

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You said to not compare you to a bug because you're "frame is not easily squished" but you're also almost a million times heavier than a bug.

Do you think that you could survive something a million times your weight stepping on you? Because there are at least a few species of bugs that could possibly survive you stepping on them.

AFFIRMATIVE. I HAVE DONE THE CALCULATIONS.

#[RESPONSE]#//ooc: he rounded a few numbers in his favor on that one

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ask-e123-omega · 7 months

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Do you have Bluetooth compatibility

AFFIRMATIVE. THIS FUNCTION IS USEFUL FOR PLAYING MUSIC FROM THE DOOM FRANCHISE DURING MY RAMPAGES, OR ENGAGING IN THE "RICK-ROLL" MANEUVER.

#[RESPONSE]#//ooc: Rouge buys spotify premium on her phone for him for him to connect to

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ask-e123-omega · 7 months

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Omega why have you not requested to be taller? Why do you remain 4’11 think about the fear you could bring if you were 8’11

I AM ALREADY THE ULTIMATE ROBOT! MY STATURE ALREADY INCITES FEAR. IF MY FRAME WERE LARGER, I WOULD FACE DIFFICULTIES NAVIGATING THE SPACES I FREQUENT. MY CURRENT FRAME IS THE MOST EFFICIENT COMPROMISE.

#[RESPONSE]#//ooc: he's definitely thought about it. tails definitely knows about that

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ask-e123-omega · 7 months

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You would never destroy shadow? Not even if all the eggman robots in the world were destroyed along with eggman?

-mephiles the dark

(that says "-mephiles the dark" for anyone who can't read it due to the colour)

IF SHADOW PROVIDES A REASON TO BE DESTROYED, I WILL DESTROY HIM.

THE PROBABILITY OF THAT OUTCOME BECOMES INCREASINGLY INSIGNIFICANT THE MORE DATA I COLLECT ON HIM.

STATING YOUR MEANINGLESS NAME IN A LAVISH FONT DOES NOT INCREASE THOSE ODDS.

#[RESPONSE]#[TEAMMATE MENTION]#//ooc: absolutely fantastic ask! a pity he doesn't remember the 06 timeline

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