“...admittedly, it was enjoyable.”
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“and sex before marriage is obviously an absolute no-go, so unfortunately i cannot. my most sincere apologies, anon.”
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“...whilst i cannot give you the hug you desire, please know that if i was legally able to, then i would.”
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“i don’t know why you’d want to watch them, but i shall not judge you.”
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“well, thank you for stopping by. goodbye, danny!
...anyway, what was i saying?”
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“...i am a respectable male adult, anon.”
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