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ask-all-the-eggs-in-one-basket · 4 years

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which one of ya'll has rabies

Scopophobic: My illness doesn’t like to share.

Mastermind: Fur-boy bit me if that counts for anything.

Magician: I got her vaxxed four days ago. She got groomed too.

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Sad boy.

#ask all the eggs in one basket #magician makoto naegi

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ask-all-the-eggs-in-one-basket · 4 years

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hey Prince if you ever got tried for treason and sentenced which method of execution would you prefer? Given the fact that magician's probably gonna be pulling some heads out of his hat I'd go for the chopping block to give him a spare~!

Prince: Is this horse for me?

Phoenix: Mhmm! I spent all morning on it!

Prince: It’s wonderful, thank you.

Mastermind: Is that how we’re dealing with these now?

Phoenix: I have no idea what you’re talking about. I just like arts and crafts.

Mastermind: Well, that’s none of my business.

#ask all the eggs in one basket #prince makoto naegi #phoenix makoto naegi #mastermind makoto naegi #graphic violence #paper mache tag #answered ask #anonymous

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ask-all-the-eggs-in-one-basket · 4 years

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hey what'd happen if magician snapped? would he be pulling the severed head of some other egg out of a hat? sawing another boy in half? locking another in a box with a sword trap? pushed into a pit of tigers and snakes?

Magician: That’s a cute dragon! Where did you get all that paper from?

Phoenix: Nowhere important.

#ask all the eggs in one basket #magician makoto naegi #phoenix makoto naegi #graphic violence #paper mache tag #anonymous #answered ask

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Magician: She needs a name, guys!

Mastermind: Another furball? Can’t you vanish her?

Magician: Like hell I’m gonna do that!

Prince: What about Valerie? Valentine’s Day just passed.

Scopophobic: Tiffany?

Magician: Those are good names, but I don’t think they fit.

Phoenix: You can think on it a little longer.

Magician: I might have to.

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Phoenix: You did it!

Magician: Holy shit, I did.

Phoenix: Can I pet them?

Magician: Sure, lemme just check them— her over.

Magician: She looks fine. But just be careful.

Phoenix: She looks so soft.

#ask all the eggs in one basket #magician makoto naegi #phoenix makoto naegi

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Magician: Whatcha got there?

Phoenix: Their name is Flip! Hina gave them to me.

Mastermind: Of course she did.

Phoenix: I love them so much. They’re so soft and fluffy and they give the best hugs.

Mastermind: They don’t have arms.

Phoenix: And that refutes my point how?

Mastermind: Point taken.

Wolf: They’re both so cute.

#ask all the eggs in one basket #phoenix makoto naegi #mastermind makoto naegi #magician makoto naegi #werewolf makoto naegi #backstory

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Magician: Why are you crying?

Phoenix: He— He actually asked me to look at him.

Magician: Don’t people usually d-die when they make eye contact with him?

Mastermind: Makes him go ballistic, doesn’t it?

Phoenix: Not here. Not here and that means so much.

Mastermind: Aaaaand he’s crying again. Might as well grab a few bottles for later.

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Mastermind: And they called me edgy.

Scopophobic: To be fair, I did my best not to be noticed.

(Scopophobia/Eye Boy belongs to @makowo-ao3. Also my green pen died so he’s black pen and green pencil.)

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It’s rare that he’s stable enough to tolerate stares, but it’s a special day. He made something for all the nice people livening up their home.

Scopophobic: H-hello! This isn’t as bad as I thought it’d be.

#ask all the eggs in one basket #scopophobic makoto naegi #body horror #eyes

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intimately? my my mastermind I didn't know you were quite the charmer! also you can't ask someone to step into your parlor on the first date!! *gasp* it's informal!

Mastermind: And they say romance is dead where I come from.

Mastermind: You’ll have to forgive my lack of formality; anyone who could’ve taught me some manners is dead.

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ask-all-the-eggs-in-one-basket · 4 years

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hey can u liek,,, step on my neck pls. or kick me in my ribs,,,,or just spit on me do whatever idc ilysm you know exactly which one this is for

(Description of violence incoming.)

Despair: How about this? I’ll spit in your eye so you won’t see the kick to your knee. When you topple over, I’ll plant my foot on your chest to push you to the ground. After that, I’ll maybe grind my heel a little to make sure your bruise all nice and pretty. And maybe, maybe if you beg me, I’ll cut off your air with my foot so my face is the last thing you see.

Despair: Would that be satisfactory?

Magician: .... I d-don’t even...

Mastermind: Did you follow me here you crazy son of a bitch??? How did you find me???

Prince: You led him here?! Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t behead him where he stands.

Mastermind: He gets off on it.

Phoenix: How do we get rid of him?

Magician: Cover your ears!!

Phoenix: ... I’m 26.

Wolf: Just throw him out a window or something!

#despair makoto naegi #nobody else gets to ask him questions now #not for a while #ask all the eggs in one basket #answered ask #anonymous #graphic violence #mastermind makoto naegi #prince makoto naegi #magician makoto #phoenix makoto naegi #werewolf makoto naegi

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ask-all-the-eggs-in-one-basket · 4 years

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two questions for two bois! Werewolf, could you be a dear and burn down PETA for me? Make sure to rescue all the animals beforehand doe!! You'll get a treat :3 And mastermind Mak, how does it feel to be Izuru levels of shadow the hedgehog edge?

Mastermind: Why don’t you step into my parlor so I can introduce you?

#ask all the eggs in one basket #answered ask #werewolf makoto naegi #mastermind makoto naegi

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Oddly vocal for being the least eager to be here.

Mastermind: Hey, if I hate being here, I’m gonna make sure everyone else hates me being here too.

#ask all the eggs in one basket #mastermind makoto naegi

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ask-all-the-eggs-in-one-basket · 4 years

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To werewolf Makoto: how'd you end up as a werewolf?

Wolf: Sorry if that’s not the angsty supernatural encounter you were looking for. I just grew up like this.

Mastermind: Fun fact! The moon phase dictates how big of a furry he is!

Wolf: What the hell?!

Magician: He is right, though.

Wolf: I’m not a furry.

Magician: Chill, chill! I meant about the moon cycle.

Mastermind: No need to be so defensive.

Wolf: I’m not defensive!

(Current form: Waning Gibbous)

#ask all the eggs in one basket #answered ask #werewolf makoto naegi #mastermind makoto naegi #magician makoto naegi #backstory

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ask-all-the-eggs-in-one-basket · 4 years

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ha furry. hey werewolf makoto baby do you give yourself flea medicine whenever possible? have you gotten all your shots updated? don't want to end up giving anyone rabies smh

Wolf: ...

Wolf: Yeah, I take plenty of baths. Vaccine records are up to date, and we keep the flea medicine under the bathroom sink.

Mastermind: Still smells like garbage and sheds everywhere.

Wolf: How is the shedding relevant?

Mastermind: If I find another hoodie covered in your fucking fur I will have your pelt on the living room floor.

#ask all the eggs in one basket #answered ask #anonymous #werewolf makoto naegi #mastermind makoto naegi

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Just a werewolf doing as werewolves do.

#ask all the eggs in one basket #werewolf makoto naegi

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