guy whos not about to kill himself voice: im about to kill myself

guy who is about to kill himself: hey man whats up

baby botfly gaming

I’m really looking forward to the day at work when the CEO comes online and says, “Congrats, that was everything we were gonna do. We’ve done all the work. That’s all the stuff we’ve planned to do. The products are all really good right now and we shouldn’t change them anymore. It’s just cashing checks from here on out.” And we all go outside and play in the river.

sun spider made sun cookies

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

they went crazy naming the hamburger the first person to say it probably fucking died on the spot and when someone wrote it down later the paper burst into flame and kille dthem

*so quiet you can barely hear me*

Do you sell wet cookies....

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton

Lana posting "behind the scenes from the met gala" & it just being a picture of her boobs

you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

do you think they would find each other in any universe

Where were you in 1813?

robbing stagecoaches out west