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okay but he’s sprained his ankle and caught on fire and they haven’t even finished the European leg of tour someone please just put him in a bubble

ROWYSO: London - June 13th [x]

WHY IS HE LIKE THAT (x)

what makes me the most upset is michael seems like the kind of person to hold this against himself like when he lost his passport he was devastated and there are ugly fucks in this world making jokes about it and will continue to do so while michael is hurt and then he’s gonna be beating himself up because people are complaining that he cancelled a show after being literally fucking shot at in the face with fire like wtf

hahaha !!! it’s so funny to make fun of someone being burned unexpectedly!!! why don’t you get burned by fire being blown at your face, then you can tell me how it feels!!!! 

I WILL FUCKING SWIM TO ENGLAND TO CRADLE MY BABY AND MAKE SURE HE IS OKAY I AM SO WORRIED CAN 5SOS UPDATE ON THE BAND ACCOUNT

*buys plane ticket to london* I have to take care of my noodle son asap

michael: gets hurt on stage

me: oUT OF THE FUCKING WAY MY BABY IS HURT MY BABBY

ashton: mikey is okay

me: SOURCES???? WHERE ARE THE SOURCES LET ME SEE HIS FACE WHERE IS MY SON BRING ME MY SON

HE FUCKING APOLOGIZED WHY

listen to me if your damn hair caught on fire would you be able to keep performing?? i don’t think so so please shut the fuck up

He is perfection

Why does nobody ever talk about how weird Maryland is? 

Nobody ever talks about Maryland, period. It’s like they forget it’s a state. There’s no real stereotypes about people from Maryland, because it’s right in the middle of the east coast, EXCEPT everyone from Maryland is obsessed with crabs and Old Bay seasoning. You may think I’m exaggerating, but my friend’s brother used to actually drink Old Bay straight. The only time I ever saw my boyfriend look at me with anything other than pure love and respect was when I said that I thought crabs served in the shell were overrated. McDonalds in Maryland serves Filet-o-Fish WITH OLD BAY SEASONING. Once I saw a production of The Little Mermaid in Maryland, and the actor playing the chef sang “now some Old Bay!” instead of “now some flour,” and the audience burst into rapturous applause in the middle of the song. Old Bay is as essential to Marylanders as flour.

The official state sport of Maryland is jousting. No joke.

And once, I went to a McDonalds’ down the road from Camp David while George W. Bush was staying there, and there were free-range chickens who lived in the parking lot. It made me uncomfortable.

Edgar Allan Poe, John Waters, Frank Zappa, and F. Scott Fitzgerald are all  from Maryland. Oh, and John Wilkes Booth. Something weird is in the water there. My money’s on Old Bay.

ROWYSO: London - June 12th [HQ/gallery]