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what people who ship m/f in mostly m/m or f/f fandoms think theyre like:
what theyre actually like: spongebob in that one episode where he gets that huge wig and ends up pissing everyone off with it because he acts so annoying and extra about it
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Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this.
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#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie
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being sleep deprived, i came across this image
and my hand slipped
i present to you
twenty one pilots
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“Get in the godamned ship! Everythings on a cob! The whole planet’s on a cob!”
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being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying
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vampire stuff
vampires getting super invested in nutrition so they know how to take care of their humans, and then being horrified at what humans will actually consume:
three-day-old coffee
twenty piece chicken nuggets
one (1) granola bar as a meal
their own fingernails
humans lying about what they eat:
“How do pop rocks even work?”
“They’re made of tiny larvae that explode when they come into contact with human saliva.”
“… That can’t be real.”
the constant exasperated repitions of “human stuff” or “vampire stuff” whenever they don’t understand each other
humans dabbing garlic on their pulse points when they’re pissed
“C’mon, I’m starving, why are you like this?”
“Are you sorry?”
“Yes”
“What’s the magic word, Clarence?”
“Please?”
vampires that forget humans are delicate and accidentally hurt them
humans that act like wounded dogs over minor injuries just to watch vampires fall over themselves apologizing
vampires exaggerating time for comedic effect:
“I haven’t heard this song in forty years”
“This came out in 2004″
“It’s been forty years. I have aged.”
“You literally have not.”
“When was the last time you did any laundry?”
“1965″
“Fuck you.”
telling vampires to “go back to your coffin” when they’re grumpy
humans constantly asking “how did they do this in your day?” about every single daily task
vampires who hoard tools and appliances from the time period they most enjoyed
young vampires flipping off the sun and screaming at it about evolution
old vampires who pull their collars up and frown behind their sunglasses
erroneous threats based on abilities no vampire actually has:
“I’m gonna show up to your wedding as a swarm of bats and shit on the cake”
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I love classic earth-616 steve/tony (steve doesn’t know Iron man’s secret identity)
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My Debit Card: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.
Me: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station
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Lesser-known small wild cats photographed by Joel Sartore
1. Margay
2. Jaguarundi
3. Black-footed Cat
4. Fishing Cat
5. Flat-headed Cat
6. Leopard Cat
7. Sand Cat
8. Geoffroy’s Cat
9. Rusty Spotted Cat
10. African Golden Cat
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People rarely think about the engineering of gala gowns, or of fashion at all. This is part of a larger problem of treating traditionally feminine interests as non-science-related. Baking is practical chemistry, knitting is manual programming, makeup is about crafting optical illusions, and adjusting pattern sizes relies on algebra.
But gala gowns never appear alongside the ubiquitous thrown baseball in physics books, or pop up as exam questions. As copyright library Nancy Sims pointed out to me on Twitter, while plenty of spacial reasoning tests ask which pieces fold into a cube, none ask which set of pattern pieces would fit together into a pair of pants.
https://www.racked.com/2017/5/2/15518540/met-gala-gown-design-science-technology-engineering (via thatdiabolicalfeminist)
This never would have occurred to me if I hadn’t seen it pointed out.
(via theragnarokd)
… me neither. frakking dammit.
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This is why my friends who do patterning are wizards!
(via optimysticals)
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I usually don’t give a shit about brand accounts but Keebler’s is really nice because its basically their mascot trying to figure out how technology works and it’s super sweet.
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