wwx tattoo artist au: xian-gege edition

anyone still have a link to that awesome post that was floating around last month of a traditional chinese instrument band absolutely killing it on a phantom of the opera medley?

anyway qing gen disciple era au where shen qingqiu-jiu is getting a bit too close to airplane's tracks after the meeting mobei-jun/promotion/classmates slaughtered incident so SQH decides to just. totally set SQQ-J's life on fire. inserts himself in a group of gossips in a crowded hall who are sneering at SQQ and goes "what are you talking about sqq leching? he's renting a room at the warm red pavillion to work on his musical masterpiece! it's going to be a whole show, but he can't work on it on his peak because his peakmates are mean rich kids who don't want the ex-slave to suceed! you can ask yqy! they grew up together!"

and CQMS EXPLODES in gossip. especially because YQY does go "yes xiao jiu and i were street rats together he's a good person like i keep telling you"

and SQQ-J is just like. feral. because his reputation is improving! and he's getting closer to qi-ge! and his shizun is cracking down on the bullies! the brute even came and apologised! but he isn't writing a musical masterpiece show and now shizun wants to see it performed before he ascends!

so SQQ-J goes to SQH and is like YOU. You got me into this and you are going to get me out of it! I am doing music and direction and YOU are doing story and lyrics!

and Airplane panics and pitches him Phantom of the Opera. it ends up getting altered massively because SQH only remembers like half of it and can't replicate music and also a lot needs to change to fit the world, and of course Shen Jiu has OPINIONS on the plot

but they manage and it's a success (and shen jiu almost forgets about how sus sqh is. almost)

"...don't say that no one wants you or that no one will choose you ever again."

he won

bonus:

Okay I take it back the actual funniest thing about how many people performatively hate on scum villain because they think it’s bad and trashy and irredeemable and Problematic is that they are unwittingly re-enacting an almost perfect impression of the main character, a young terminally online guy who hate read a trashy porn novel and got in so many internet fights about how bad and irredeemable and garbage it was that he died choking on his rage and was transported to suffer the role of expendable backstory villain in the world of this trashy porn novel he hated so much.

And that’s fucking hilarious.

She should be the one to do it

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Just finished svsss - they’re so silly I love them all

I love thinking about how a Shen Yuan reveal would go from Luo Binghe's perspective, maybe even especially in cases where Binghe doesn't actually get to see Shen Yuan's world or understand it very well.

Imagine finding out that your husband is some kind of interdimensional alien spirit/angel who saw your fate and got so upset about it that he died. Then he came to your world, even though he didn't know that was possible, but since it was he immediately set about making your life less shitty and trying to change your fate. Except he couldn't change all of your fate because some kind of godlike being, the same one that brought him here, didn't want to let him. He's haunted by the fact that he couldn't figure out better ways to help you. He never expected any of his regard to be reciprocated, either, in fact he assumed you'd hate him. You never had to convince him to love you or respect you. He has always loved and respected you. There's basically nothing you can do to lose that love and respect either, because the first version of you that he even knew about was your edgelord comphet idiot mirror universe counterpart.

The bar has been at the earth's crust this entire time.

The fluffy parts of this reveal are obviously good, but I also think Luo Binghe deserves to know just how fully terrible his husband's judgment is. Also that Shizun has been dying for him since before they even met.

I think it'd be fun how often that would probably keep him awake at night, quietly trying not to have a crisis over the fact that his husband has made an honest to god habit of dying for him.

Wait, wait, wait,… what do you mean it’s me ???

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

The vegan to ecofascist pipeline

The vegan to ecofascist pipeline

chuuu~

fem bachira! 💛

happy pride to xiao zhan and wang yibo’s very wangxian-esque responses 🏳️‍🌈

asdfghjkl Just saw a video like “How to gentle parent with malicious intent” and it’s this guy talking to his kids about how the new rule is whenever they give him attitude he’s going to hit on their mom, and he proceeds to do the most ridiculous Hey Baby Come Here Often routine while the kids shriek and complain offscreen. The guy pauses for a second like “Are you gonna clean your rooms without crying and complaining?” and when they’re like “No!!” he goes back to heavy-handed flirtation with their mom.

Anyway Wangxian parents.