asexualsoup
AsexualSoup
(formerly "LadyShakesqueer") Egan, 27, she/he. INFP. NB, gay, and very ace. I do fan art sometimes. Find my TPP fan art on Redbubble!
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I think sometimes Juno begins a task and almost completes it, but then his brain goes off on one of his monologues and he completely forgets about his task. He looks down after a while and the tap has been running for ten minutes. The dishes have drowned. The kitchen is flooding. Vespa is screaming at him.
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[Sketch Version can be found here]
read in the 'Excuse me, he asked for no pickles' voice
Took a while to color this, got more invested in the Valentines Day Special than I anticipated, especially this little pic.
Fearlesslilarose300 said —
Is she a werewolf? Because she makes me go Awroo!
Far from being a good boy, I just ended up working on this whenever I wanted to XD Wanted the colors to be as vibrant as Rita's personality, cuz I miss my girl. And you know she glitter bombed Jet and he wore the sparkles proudly and well.
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Two small parallels I can't really let go of
(3.21 What Lies Beyond Pt. 1) (5.14 The Sixteen Tons)
Juno has developed from constant self-degradation to uplifting jokes about his appearance because of Nureyev. Even when he hasn't seen him in however long, he's changed as a person because of Nureyev, and that's how you know Juno won't give up on him.
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everytime Nureyev talks in season 5 it feels like he's come home from war
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Arum: WHY DID YOU TOUCH IT
Rilla: I don't know it was all glowy and magical
Arum: *Sigh* New rule no touching glowy things
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You said it would just take those words to excise you from my life entirely, didn't you?
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King of the Freeway spinning his stories for an audience of one lonely detective.
The Penumbra Podcast really hits hard hugh?
Reblog are always appreciated
https://www.tumblr.com/alexandenigtscreations/703594392313888768
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This episode was great! What's driving me up the wall is this line
Because Juno says square but Nureyev uses three strokes and- Juno baby. Three straight strokes sounds like a triangle.
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nureyev really said i went to whiny bitches island and everyone there knew you :/
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This is what Nureyev's journal was actually. Trust me. I know.
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Juno playing high school dodgeball: I'M GOING TO BEAT EVERYONE
Juno defeating a corrupt corporation by playing dodgeball: I'M GOING TO BEAT EVERYONE
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The way TPP fans are going crazy on my dashboard after the new episode when I'm still stuck at season 3. I hate my job sometimes (everyday). Also, are you all okay, besties?
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Angelo: I am in love with a man. However I am straight. Therefore the man must be a woman.
Olala: But he’s a man?
Angelo: But Damien is bi so obviously I’m straight. That would be redundant.
@penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes
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Jupeter on the brain….
THEY MAKE ME CRAZYYUYYYYYYY IM NOT GOOD IM NOT OK. IM GOING TO COMBUST. IM EVERY STICK FIGURE VIOLENCE IMAGE AT ONCE
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Juno: walks out on Nureyev one time*
Nureyev: petty about it over a year later after Juno has apologized and explained his reasoning
Nureyev: abandons Juno, writes him a letter about being in love with another man, tells Juno to piss off, gets Juno thrown in jail, seduces another man for profit, breaks up with Juno, accuses him of jealousy, rejects his confession*
Juno: Yeah I'm gonna see this through, he's having a bad day
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