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I see this headline:
As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake.
They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:
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THIS IS URGENT. if you see this please try to help if you can.
@stuart97 is in a situation where his friend is in need of immediate hospital care. however, they have no way to pay for it and they are already on thin ice for being LGBT+ in their area.
here are some of his messages to me. tw: blood
please reach out to him if you are in a position to donate.
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GoFundMe link:
As proud LGBTQ s in a horrible discriminative,segregative, isolated, brutalized, attacked and threatened, tortured, starving refugees in the camp kindly call for your advocacy and support for our rescue and survival for us to live and come to our extended future dreams to exercise our rights and happiness.
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zoology should either be spelled zooology or pronounced to rhyme with eulogy
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Me masking my autism before heading into any social situation
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Awesome funeral ideas I've been thinking of:
RC coffin that guests get to take turns driving around the venue. If my body falls out then so be it.
Giant punch bowl spiked with 10 shots of moonshine and a drop of my blood
Live embalming of my corpse
Hire a stripper to give me one final lapdance
Instead of being delivered in a hearse, I'm delivered in a giant party bus
Bagpipes but it's bagpipe versions of 2012 pop songs
Free weed
If you are a furry, it is a requirement that you must show up in fursuit. otherwise you will be denied entry. I'll know
There's a free LAN CSGO pick up game area set up at the venue
The walking of my coffin has a rock band playing while pyrotechnics and sparks shoot out all over the place
Guests can take a ride in "Alto Simulators" that simulate what it's like being me. They're just empty coffins that you get into for 5 minutes per dollar. Seniors get to ride free
The venue is at Margaritaville
One of those wheels that magicians throw knives at while their assistant is simultaneously attached, but I'm nailed to it and anyone can take a crack at it. You get free stuff if you manage to get a headshot
Everyone gets a paintball gun and 1 paintball. It's up to you what you do with it
This should be considered as part of my will btw
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Things i learned as a child that probably no one intended to teach me
To grown-ups, being bad at stuff is a sin. Forgetting stuff is the worst sin of all, and also doesn’t exist - it is widely believed (and your behaviour will be interpreted thusly) that in some Freudian sense, it is impossible to forget things if you care about them or their consequences or the people who care about those things.
Your being happy and enjoying what you do doesn’t matter. All that matters is whether you are Fulfilling Your Potential.
Human beings do not require rest outside of sleep. Thinking that you do is called ‘being lazy’.
Who you show physical affection to is a matter of politeness and social protocol, and has nothing to do with your own desires
It is rude to inform people of your preferences, even if they seem to care about catering to them and therefore might find this useful information.
Etiquette centres around doing things in especially awkward, skilful and time-consuming ways in order to demonstrate superiority over people who aren’t able to keep up.
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