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asagi-asagiri · 13 hours
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asagi-asagiri · 18 hours
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the other thing is if you can establish the norm that it's suspect for anyone who e.g. remembers who RAW was to know anyone who doesn't, you can year-zero the shit out of the culture in perpetuity and no one has shit to say about it
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asagi-asagiri · 2 days
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A lot of you kids wont remember this but long ago tumblr used to have a video player that was perfectly acceptable. You could pause and rewind no problem and they wouldnt just start and be halfway throigh before you ever saw them
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asagi-asagiri · 2 days
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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if i were the president of an american university and some far-right politician started rambling about God "cursing" my institution I think I'd just start talking like the villain out of a jack chick tract. "I am not afraid of your so-called God. Thanks to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution we now only worship monkeys, and communism"
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asagi-asagiri · 2 days
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i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros
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autistic boys walk around on their toes to prepare themselves to wear heels when they grow up to be women
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asagi-asagiri · 2 days
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reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity
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asagi-asagiri · 2 days
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You can tell if someoen should be tortured to death on grounds of being dysgenic by them using "BUT HYPOCRISY" as a nonargument.
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asagi-asagiri · 2 days
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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
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asagi-asagiri · 2 days
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It *is* a problem that charismatic species are often focused on for conservation at the expense of less charismatic but important species, but threatened species that are the subject of a lot of public outreach and education are also typically strategically selected.
I suspect that monarch butterflies are an example of this. Milkweed is a highly valuable plant for pollinators and a host plant for like. 400+ insect species. Getting people to plant it to save monarchs is funny because you're essentially finessing people into saving a ton of other insects that they wouldn't ordinarily care about
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asagi-asagiri · 2 days
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
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asagi-asagiri · 2 days
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name them. now.
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