Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

brutalist candy cane

he stole his dick

they're adding a new chamber to my heart tomorrow

How am I supposed to pick just one area of study like

I want to work in the ocean

I want to work with animals

I want to study cool rocks like fuck!!!

Don’t even get me started on alchemy n magic!!

Holy shit, they got Voyager 1 working again!

15 billion miles away and NASA was able to tweak code packages on one of the onboard computers and it worked and Voyager 1 is sending signals back to earth for the first time since November.

Incredible!

i disrespect the grind

my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.

and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.

my attachment to characters generally falls into one of two categories:

-you're so wet and pathetic and sad. what happened to you. who has done this to you. please let me feed you soup and dry your sopping wet eyes with a tissue

-you're an absolute bitch. genuinely an insufferable person. please marry me

what have i done today? went to the doctors, went on a walk, and then gave into adhd rot and just felt under stimulated for 6 hrs

describing commission ideas is so embarrassing. yea this is my guy. and i want you to draw him. jesus just shoot me already

I hate it here is for all the girlies who grew up reading books as a precocious child and dreamt of worlds that exist only in a sophisticated imagination, for the girls who live in delusions