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artisticfab · 6 years
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“It’s called Art, Alan!”
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artisticfab · 7 years
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Try to seduce my Muse.
Then they will respond and rate you:
Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT
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artisticfab · 7 years
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Please like/reblog this if you're willing to roleplay with villain characters without acting like the mun is a terrible person.
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artisticfab · 7 years
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[text] I helped you remember?
[text] How can I give proof? It was ages ago...
[text] that's the proof that guys never grow up.
[text] Tell me about it, I have 4 brothers, don’t think any of them have grown up…
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artisticfab · 7 years
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[text] Sam...he is going to find out, the school will tell him.
[text] NOOO! I'm never going back there. Not even if the world's fate depends on it - Samantha
[text] It’s school Sam, you have to go back. You don’t have much longer left. And trust me, when you leave you wish you were back in the days of school.
@samanthalexistracy
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artisticfab · 7 years
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[text] why can’t Dad pick you up?
[text] Wait, you have told Dad haven’t you?
[text] NOOO! I'm never going back there. Not even if the world's fate depends on it - Samantha
[text] It’s school Sam, you have to go back. You don’t have much longer left. And trust me, when you leave you wish you were back in the days of school.
@samanthalexistracy
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artisticfab · 7 years
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[text] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SAID SORRY!  😣
[text] that's the proof that guys never grow up.
[text] Tell me about it, I have 4 brothers, don’t think any of them have grown up…
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artisticfab · 7 years
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[text] Moi? I am offended.  😝
[text] that's the proof that guys never grow up.
[text] Tell me about it, I have 4 brothers, don’t think any of them have grown up…
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artisticfab · 7 years
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[text] ....welp a new school for you...
[text] Please don’t do anything to the next one...we’re running out of schools...
[text] NOOO! I'm never going back there. Not even if the world's fate depends on it - Samantha
[text] It’s school Sam, you have to go back. You don’t have much longer left. And trust me, when you leave you wish you were back in the days of school.
@samanthalexistracy
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artisticfab · 7 years
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Hi Virgil u ok I was poorly over the weekend I am better now
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Aww, I’m glad you are feeling better.
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artisticfab · 7 years
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[text] that's the proof that guys never grow up.
[text] Tell me about it, I have 4 brothers, don’t think any of them have grown up...
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artisticfab · 7 years
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[text] NOOO! I'm never going back there. Not even if the world's fate depends on it - Samantha
[text] It’s school Sam, you have to go back. You don’t have much longer left. And trust me, when you leave you wish you were back in the days of school.
@samanthalexistracy
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artisticfab · 7 years
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TEXTS FROM CHATS WITH MY FAMILY MEMBERS Pt. 1
[text] Gay? But you're a girl!
[text] Well, I'm gay then... gotta live with that.
[text] Didn't you sent this half-naked dude last year already?
[text] NO MORE HALF-NAKED GUYS!!!
[text] Umm ... Me and ordinary? You might wanna reconsider that statement again.
[text] Hey ho! Is this still _____? I never know considering your urge to change numbers and profile picutres.
[text] NOOO! I'm never going back there. Not even if the world's fate depends on it
[text] That's the proof that guys NEVER grow up
[text] Sure - physically .... mentally is doubtful
[text] You don't need to shower, neither did ____
[text] I'm going upstairs and take a dump in the guestroom.
[text] I already said that. NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME!!!
[text] Still better than i am. Trust me, I'm a noob.
[text] You're the seventh asking... I swear I'll kill someone if I hear that question EVER again
[text] Might be but I'm more chill than any of you guys
[text] At first I wanted to call it "the wi-fi is strong with this one" but then I realized I'm not THAT much into Star Wars
[text] You'd better do something for your brain instead of your muscles.
[text] That's hurting! You only text me because you don't have a life!
[text] Fine, then I'll sit upon you and fart!
[text] What? Did you scram so you won't have to bear with me?
[text] IT'S MONDAY! have a nice party...HAVE A NICE PARTY?!?
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artisticfab · 7 years
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"Squeeze"
Virgil smiled as the Nonnie came out of nowhere and gave him a hug. “Hey, thank you” He said as he hugged them back, giving them a squeeze and swaying them lightly.
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artisticfab · 7 years
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Send "Squeeze" To Randomly Hug My Muse.
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artisticfab · 7 years
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Cheesy Pick Up Line Starters
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boy/Girlfriend material.”
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
“If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”
“Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
“Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
“I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.”
“I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
“Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.”
“Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.”
“I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!”
“Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.”
“You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”
“You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!”
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artisticfab · 7 years
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,, happy birthday mister paintbrush"
“Thank you, Miss Tiger Girl.” Virgil smiles, offering JJ some cake. 
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