Saw this tweet foever ago n now i keep thinkin bout how making any character ever Canadian is funny as fuck. Theyre all canadian now

Dunmeshi Episode 1

nobody posts Boil baby anymore..

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

A couple weeks ago my roommates and I ended up (via some poor coordination) getting a large amount of groceries. I jokingly declared it a feast week and we ate to our merry contentment. And yet since then I feel things have changed… the countertops are bustling with fruits, endless supplies of fruit, the shelves full of many loaves of bread, the fridge has two whole containers of yogurt, and it feels like just about every night there’s some new pastry and meats. … I fear the logic of the feast suffuses this apartment now in a way that has become inextricable, essential, a kind of habitus. I am not sure what developments will follow.

A couple weeks ago my roommates and I ended up (via some poor coordination) getting a large amount of groceries. I jokingly declared it a feast week and we ate to our merry contentment. And yet since then I feel things have changed… the countertops are bustling with fruits, endless supplies of fruit, the shelves full of many loaves of bread, the fridge has two whole containers of yogurt, and it feels like just about every night there’s some new pastry and meats. … I fear the logic of the feast suffuses this apartment now in a way that has become inextricable, essential, a kind of habitus. I am not sure what developments will follow.