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art-by-gostbento · 2 hours
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art-by-gostbento · 3 days
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adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh
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art-by-gostbento · 4 days
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Not to be this guy but the problem here is not capitalism (capitalism is the problem on how the energy is distributed and charged. And even with unlimited energy you would be charged) but surge power and electrical storage.
Producing more power than the grid can take is a problem in the same way that producing more water than a sewage can take is a problem
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art-by-gostbento · 8 days
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art-by-gostbento · 9 days
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Brazilian addition to this. We here are expected to say “how are you?” Or “good morning/afternoon/evening” before you say anything else if you even wish to be treated like a human. Also you better be polite and thank the person and wish them a “good day/week/weekend/holiday” after getting what you requested.
Natalie Portman being confused by the fact that you have to say “hi” to someone before starting a conversation in France got me like ?????
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art-by-gostbento · 10 days
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The fact that maia "literally leaked the no-fly list" crimew keeps getting wrapped into this insane callout post bullshit over fandom fuckery and imaginary pedo ring conspiracy theory bullshit by Tumblr's most radical genderfag kweers is insane. Fucking joke of a website.
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art-by-gostbento · 11 days
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Is this a real clown or a guy dressed as a clown
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art-by-gostbento · 15 days
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mice are having sex in my walls :(
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art-by-gostbento · 17 days
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Idk man. Maybe because humans have been the same humans since ever. It is not because we evolved technology does not means we changed anything on what we are???
I hate this kind of ideia of “we are evolved we are better than people in the past” how can you look at this and not get the chills because we are just exactly the same?
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art-by-gostbento · 17 days
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employees should be allowed to steal, actually
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art-by-gostbento · 17 days
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Some of you are so into the aesthetics of leftism that you would trust a pink haired undercover cop before a 45 yo black mother into your movements and it shows
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art-by-gostbento · 18 days
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I never learned how to read analog clock until I was 19 stranded in a bus station in the middle of nowhere-MG with exactly R$25 and the store there sold cheap watches for 25. My bus was late and I tough this would be good to pass the time. It weren’t. But I learned. Oh boy I learned
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art-by-gostbento · 18 days
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hey
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dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
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art-by-gostbento · 19 days
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Thanks tumblr for not notifying a commission message but notifying that someone I don’t follow posted stuff
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art-by-gostbento · 19 days
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Growing up near a beach frequented by the elderly makes one more accepting of human bodies in general, I think. And it is gauche to criticize people for things they cannot control about their appearance.
However. Sometimes people do silly things to themselves. Take for example the man I saw at the beach the other day, who was obviously naturally hirsute (ok) and had removed a lot of his body hair (fair) but had done so in such a way that he ended up with a *perfectly* rectangular bathroom-rug-shaped patch of fur on his torso.
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like a hair teletubby
...i just really wanted to draw it
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art-by-gostbento · 20 days
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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
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art-by-gostbento · 21 days
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Whoever sometime wondered if they could go back in time to kill Hitler, Elon musk is RIGHT THERE. do it
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