ok hear me out-

mcyt / dsmp x the owl house

like specifically sbi based. tommy in place of luz and stuff. he’s a human who follows back one of phil’s crows and like tubbo and ranboo attend the magic school. technoblade being a feared overpowered warlock, wilbur having music based magic, phil is philza the crow man.

i have a wattpad book planned lmfao

i’m just imagining Professor Mcgonogall with raising a kid. Like imagine how supportive a parent she’d be. Oh your trans? Cool, are you binding / tucking safely? You want to dress alt? Go for it. Your gay? That’s nice, Im ace/aro.

And imagine her when they get into a fight. “Well did they deserve it? That’s what I thought”

I want Mcgonogall as my mother please

my phone literally just autocorrected and to anencephalic and i have some questions

I have a generalized/previsionary tic disorder (only a few more weeks until i can get a tourettes diagnosis) and one of my newish tics is temporary paralysis

i have to piss so bad and i can’t move my legs🤪🤪😩😩

no one:

me : *reading wattpad smut while having a mental breakdown*

school🤝depression

ok so i just had a good fucking idea if i do say so myself, and i do.

firstly, trigger warning for mentioned child molestation/sexual abuse.

so the nightmare guy from the rise of the guardians right we’ll just call him nightmare man cause idk his name. picture this, he’s going around, giving kids nightmares and shit the usual when he stops at the house with multiple kids and immediately there’s a red flag cause one of kids rooms is small and dirty and doesn’t have any toys and there’s just a small stack of clothes and like three books and maybe a single old dirty stuffed animal. and this kid is shivering really badly and has one baby blanket that doesn’t cover them even though it’s fucking cold outside.

but he still gives them nightmares cause it’s his job, though he sticks around to watch it, and he’s glad he did cause he sees a dream of a memory. one where the kid is being touched by parent/stepparent/creepy uncle/sibling/family friend etc. he’s fucking livid and rightfully so and he wakes the kid up and the kid is terrified obviously but then he realized they think he’s there to “play” with them which only makes him that much angrier at the family

he calms them down and asks them if they want to get away from the family after explaining why what was happening was bad and not good or normal. they say yes to the promise of happiness and freedom and no more “playtimes” or “play dates”. and then they just kinda live together and he helps them recover and grow and change into who they want to be and all, and he’s the best fucking father figure he can be.

and maybe the guardians find out and freak out thinking he’s holding the kid hostage or something along those lines. and they show up one day ready to battle things out only to walk in on them baking cookies with the kids favorite movie playing in the background and there’s finger paintings and homeschool tests on the fridge and an empty #1 dad mug the smells like coffee sitting on the table with a mostly empty plastic disney cup of juice. and nightmare mans like “uhh hi?” and the kids all scared and hugs him and the guardians are just kinda like🧍

i should be a movie shorts writer

periods🤝dysphoria

no one :

my mother whenever i try to hang out with my friend max : 🧐🧐🤨🤨

to be fair, tonight we were literally going on a first date until my mother made me cancel (yOu HaD fUn LaSt FrIdAy) so i guess she wasn’t entirely wrong but like-

also my mother, who does know i’m non-binary she just doesn’t care (like the bad kind of doesn’t care, she pretends that my ‘sin’ doesn’t exist), so the fact that i’ve fucking fallen for another trans person will probably make her cry. i hope it does honestly.

I’ll never forget the time in 5th grade when we were supposed to write an original story about water, and most kids wrote about someone out sailing or swimming, or something about mermaids and then one kid who wrote a story titled ‘The Clam Before The Storm’ about a little clam who got separated from its mama and brother clam and then had to survive in a storm. Ended up being like 10 pages long and had multiple graphic death scenes where the clam watched a new friend die, and at the end it found its mama clams body and discovered its brother clam had created the storm and murdered the mother. It was beautiful, I miss that boy he was great.

My older brother blessing the sacrament yesterday (a church thing my extremely religious family does) before lunch:

The hickies covering his neck, his slight limp, and the flask of whiskey in his pocket: 👁👄👁

Thought y’all should see this Art I found on Pinterest. I love this man so fucking much

Mina Ashido has a snake and you can’t convince me otherwise

Mina is waifu😌🥺🥺

Hear me out here, what if fatgum called his partner Meatball. Like wouldn’t that be fucking adorable??? Like,

“Hey Meatball! How was your day!”

“Awww Meatball! Your so cute!”

Gods I need to stop I’m simping over more fictional characters everyday

Sero that you?

Ok here me out. Wednesday Addams x Lydia Deetz.

Today someone told me that I dont have ADHD because of the fact caffeine makes me even more hyper. I’d like to explain this a bit. Yes, with a lot of people who have ADHD, caffeine does cancel out some of the hyper-ness, and make them tired. But that’s not always the case. I do have very severe ADHD, but when I drink caffeine or anything with lots of sugar it almost heightens it in a way. That doesn’t mean I don’t have ADHD, it’s different in everyone. Just like with Tourettes, not everyone has coprolalia aka swearing tics, and people who don’t swear still have Tourettes! Don’t tell someone they don’t have a disability or disorder because it’s displayed differently in them compared to someone else.