I'm actually starting to like how I look in the mirror (:
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There's this rental house that my family goes to with some family friends of ours (always the same ones) every now and then. Its by the coast, you can see the beach from the window, there's a ping pong table, you know its just a really nice place.
We just went there for two days. We went down to the beach and we haven't even been there for 40 mins before my sister fucking gets stung by a sting ray. She literally passed out for 15 seconds because she got stung by a stingray. She had to be driven to the hospital.
This is made funny by the fact that the last time we were there (same beach, house, everything) She sliced her foot open on oysters the first day we were there.
She had to spend the rest of the week not doing anything whilst the rest of us spent time at the beach.
Poseidon has spoken and clearly he does not like my sister very much.
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I just got an ace ring!!!!!
I'm not out to my parents and I didn't know how to ask for one since I don't wear jewellery to often but I just bought one a stall in a market near where I live and I'm so happy.
I’m so happy for you! My first ace ring was definitely a big moment for me.
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my boobs HURT SO MUCH what the HELL why would they harm their creator I've given them everything
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the father
the son
and the holy spirit everybody
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I think I've said this before, but I L O V E your hair
girl mode
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What do you like best about your physical appearance that isn't a trait you were born with? :)
My piercing(s)
My tattoo(s)
My dyed hair
My outfits
My trademark accessory
Something else?
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I would love to hear poll participants talk more about the option they voted for! I want to hear all about your cool tattoos, piercings, hair color, fashion, etc. ! Have a great day 💖
Note in ask :)
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Utterly Bullshit Puzzles For Your Dungeon
There are two guards. One always tells the truth. One always lies. Neither know what's behind the doors they're guarding. Both doors lead to a trash compacter.
Three Chests. One hisses and contains deadly gas, one is clearly airtight and contains deadly gas, one is unmarked and contains deadly gas. If the players ignore the chests, both exits from the room (including the one they came from) contain deadly gas.
Three potions. A complex riddle gives you a series of clues to figure out which one is poison, which one is a buff and which one is just coloured water. Actually they're all glued to the table and, while you were faffing around with the riddle, thirty thousand angry orcs walked in.
A series of levers which cause the door to open or close to a different amount. You think you have to flip the levers in order to open it the right amount. Actually, the door opens whenever it damn well feels like it, and the levers are unrelated.
The Horrifying Monster is immune to all damage unless they're first stabbed by an obsidian dagger. What the players don't know is that "obsidian dagger" is actually a mistranslation of "gold needle" and no-one has any way of finding that out.
The locked door is in a room full of keys, all of which are slightly different. Actually, all the keys are the soul cages of never-before-mentioned powerful liches, and if you touch any of them that lich teleports in to kill you.
Pile of treasure that is marked with "those who touch this will be betrayed by those they least suspect". When a PC takes it, the GM throat-punches that PC's player.
The BBEG can't be defeated. That's it, that's the entire puzzle. Good fucking luck.
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