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arminsweave · 24 hours

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Joke

Dad, did you have an iPhone when you were 8?

- Not

- But what did you have?

- Head lice!!

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Bartender:

- Your wife is gorgeous, what would you like to drink?

- Give me exactly what you drank too!

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Question:

- Why is the captain of a ship the last to leave the ship?

Answer:

- Because they are waiting for the sharks to get fed up!

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Tubi’s more popular than divorce. 75 million people watch Tubi every month. 29 million get divorced every year.

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inspired by an old little blurb i found in my diary from awhile back

𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔… is not your boyfriend.

deep down you knew it was fucked up to keep sneaking through his window. it's a large window painted white and a chip in the paint in the wood, evidence that you were there because your bag had scraped against the pearly paint job.

it was wrong, but the way he held your hips in place and caressed you was unlike anything you had ever felt before. he wasn't even your boyfriend, just a snobby business major that you met during your freshmen year of college. hell, you hated his guts— but it wasn't enough to stop seeing him.

he isn't yours.

"we— fuck— we should really stop meeting like this." you say in between soft gasps, interrupted by the soft feeling of his mouth against yours— strangely intimate and romantic compared to the roughness you experienced earlier that night.

"why? 'cause you know you'll be back tomorrow night." the white-haired man quips, pressing his warmth and weight onto your side to keep you in place.

his gaze flickers to your parted lips; he doesn't ask before kissing you.

gojo always kisses you after making love.

despite that, he isn't yours.

his lips were so gentle, as if he was lightly pulling the air from you with every little movement. his voice was shaky, out of breath... and gojo almost thinks the nervousness in his stomach is a butterfly, fluttering around at the presence of you.

you look up at him, waiting for him to speak.

he's intensely pretty.

"don't leave tonight." gojo shushes you, removing any possibility that he doesn't want you here with him tonight.

without even noticing it, your eyes go wide. what does it mean? stay here, stay here with him? there couldn't be any way he wants more than this.

he isn't yours.

gojo's nose lightly presses into the crease of your neck, pleading. he knows your heart will depart for the door the minute he stands, but he wonders if your body will still choose him.

"please, stay."

"are you sure?" you whisper, so faintly the words get lost in the sea of darkness that surrounds the two of you.

his eyes meet yours— an indescribable flame bursts into a thousand scarlet fragments and he's at your mercy, again.

"stay."

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arminsweave · 1 day

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decided to have a lil fun and add another, humanity's strongest soldier.

same reference used

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SMAU ! [ sassy men apocalypse ] satoru as your annoyingly sassy bf

💭 an actual post after so long

reblogs and likes are appreciated <3

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Gojo to the Rescue

Gojo x reader Genre: Fluff Synopsis: Gojo picks up his tipsy girlfriend Masterlist

It was an unusually peaceful evening when Gojo's phone buzzed with an unexpected call. He glanced at the screen, eyebrows arching as he saw the name of his best friend flashing: Geto.

"Hello?" Gojo answered, his curiosity piqued.

"Um, hey, Satoru," Geto's voice crackled through the line, slightly slurred. "Listen, uh, your girlfriend...she's kind of...umm...a little tipsy."

Gojo's eyes widened in surprise. "Tipsy? She's not a big drinker..."

"Yeah, well, she got a bit carried away tonight," Geto explained sheepishly. "Can you...uh...come pick her up? She's, um, not in the best state."

"Of course, I'll be there in a jiffy," he assured before hanging up.

With a sigh, Gojo dashed out of his apartment, driving to the location where his girlfriend Geto and Shoko were hanging out. Upon arrival, he spotted his girlfriend swaying slightly, her giggles echoing through the air.

"Hey, babe," Gojo greeted, trying to keep a straight face despite the hilarity of the situation.

You blinked owlishly at him, your gaze unfocused. "Who...who're you?" you slurred, leaning against Shoko for support.

Gojo's heart sank for a moment before he decided to make the best out of the situation. "I'm your knight in shining armor, here to rescue you from the perils of alcohol-induced confusion," he declared dramatically, sweeping you into his arms.

You blinked again, a goofy grin spreading across your face. "My hero!" you exclaimed before bursting into another fit of giggles.

As Gojo carried you bridal style to the car, he couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of the situation. Who knew that being a sorcerer and a babysitter would be part of his job description?

Once you were safely in the car, Gojo glanced at you, who was now dozing off with a contented smile on your face. He couldn't help but feel a surge of affection for you, even in your intoxicated state.

"You're a handful, aren't you?," he murmured, planting a gentle kiss on your forehead before driving off into the night.

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arminsweave · 2 days

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mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? SORRY.

✔️ reblog || ❌ repost

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Tubi’s more popular than divorce. 75 million people watch Tubi every month. 29 million get divorced every year.

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The electric humming of L's computers fill the four walls of his mostly empty office, broken by his breathy sighs every once in a while.

You're straddled on his lap, tongue filling up with the saltiness of his skin as you lick the slender length of his neck, his toes curling around the cushions of the couch. Every slither of your tongue causes him to buck his hips right into you with his hands firmly gripping your hips.

You kiss him right under his ear and pull away, clawing your hair right out of your eyes. He stares at you, mouth slack, eyes wide and glazed, cheeks flushed.

"You're adorable like this, L," you tease.

He nods, his breathing labored and mind still reeling from the sensation.

"Thank you, will you resume what you were doing? Please?"

He really is adorable. And because it's L, and he's asked nicely, you dive into the crook of his neck again.

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arminsweave · 3 days

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More Royal AU stuff😖

Knight Yelena x Princess C. I am weak.

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Vamp Yelena wip

Lesbian vampire RAGHHH

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arminsweave · 3 days

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me: who's the hottest character on attack on titan? my friend: easy, Levi me: wrong my friend: oh you like Eren more? me: wrong again my friend: *confused and hesitant* uuuhmm, Armin maybe? me: *incorrect buzzer sound* me: Wrong! It's Hange Zoe