You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.

alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.

garf loaf (requested by my dad)

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

I’m VERY excited to show you the back cover of Speak Now (my version) including the vault tracks and collaborations with Hayley Williams from Paramore and Fall Out Boy. Since Speak Now was all about my songwriting, I decided to go to the artists who I feel influenced me most powerfully as a lyricist at that time and ask them to sing on the album. They’re so cool and generous for agreeing to support my version of Speak Now. I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and can’t wait to unveil it all to you on July 7th http://store.taylorswift.com

PC: Beth Garrabrant

I need to work on my fanfics I’m sorry y’all :( I’ve left you hanging for so long (almost a year) you deserve to know that in Aristotlencheese’s Hardest Button to Button Nico and Percy have to Navigate a day out in New York Shopping for new clothes (Sally sent them on an errand…or two…or three…) (Paul and Sally are at work)

They are getting up to some pretty silly hijinks (im not saying that they run into Rachel but…)

and… I have an Annabeth chapter in the works for Lonely (but not that lonely yet)

And PERHAPS as a treat I’ll dig deep down into the max archives and pull out a Solangelo one shot I wrote <3

OKAY I LOVE YALL BYE SORRY IVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG IVE BEEN LIKE DOING ADULT PEOPLE THINGS

Hello max nation!!!!! I have been pretty non existent lately haven’t I? Sorry ab that lolzies, a lot has happened, I pinkie promise I’m working on a new update for my fics and maybe some little posts for y’all (as a treat) mwah

What’s the consensus for how we feel ab TSATS? I liked the book a lot actually, I wish theres a universe in which baby max had it. Also Nico is so real for those coco puffs, I too wish I could bottle up my ptsd into what’s essentially one of those sprites from spirited away

Words cannot describe how much I want to ride this

Writing fanfic as a non-US citizen like

‘aight, mate, we’re done! Looking like a proper little punk now, eh?

"can i identify as aro even if-" you can do whatever you want forever👍

Hello max nation!!! I’m a dude! Dating a dude! And also really busy with prom to finish TSATS and I’m so sad I will probably be back soon!

Nico bites Will to show affection. Will will go in for a hug and Nico will bite his arm while accepting the hug.

Nico bites Will to show affection. Will will go in for a hug and Nico will bite his arm while accepting the hug.

Late night thoughts or something... is pjo still relevant

A school project: book cover redesign for Heroes of Olympus

Basically is just me trying to make fanarts for pjo during classes

So I haven’t posted in months

Everyone wish me good luck in getting my family of 6 Taylor Swift tickets